Lyrics Muppet Show - Maude

Muppet Show

Hold the door, pull the strings
I am your summer fling
Give me more than a spring
'Cause for sure, I’m your thing
Be the beauty, be the queen
Be the king that’ll never sin
Welcome, welcome
Welcome, welcome
Welcome, welcome to the muppet show
To the land of dozen holes
Welcome to the muppet show
The game will kill you nice and slow
Be the beauty, be the queen
Be the, be the, be the
Nice and slow
Be the beauty, be the queen
Be the, be the
Nice and slow
Pull the doll off my bed
I’m your summer squad
You want it all, I’ve got the balls
Now hold the witch, pull the bitch
I’m gonna kill it on the ground
I’m gonna buy a million fans
Put some more tape on my mouth
You’re welcome, welcome
Welcome, welcome to the muppet show
To the land of dozen holes
Welcome to the muppet show
The game will kill you nice and slow
Be the beauty, be the queen
Be the, be the, be the
Nice and slow
Be the beauty, be the queen
Be the, be the
Nice and slow
Be the beauty, be the queen
Be the, be the
Be the beauty, be the queen
Be the, be the
Welcome, welcome to the muppet show
To the land of dozen holes
Welcome to the muppet show
The game will kill you nice and slow
Be welcome, be welcome
Be the beauty, be the queen
Be the king that’ll never sin
Be the beauty, be the queen
Be the, be the
Be welcome, be welcome
Be welcome, be welcome