
Date of issue: 23.09.2001
Record label: Red House
Song language: English
Last Man On Earth |
In the year 2000 my age was 53 |
Born in the first half of the last century |
I always was post-modern but that’s ancient history |
Now I’m the last man on Earth |
That’s what the matter is with me |
I guess I’m old fashioned, retro to a degree |
You could say I’m a throw-back, anachronistically |
Air conditioning is here to stay |
And that makes me unhappy |
'Cause I’m the last man on Earth |
That’s what the matter is with me |
I don’t have a portfolio, I gotta plead guilty |
The best things are the worthless now |
That’s just because they’re free |
And if your not a millionaire yet |
Boy, you better be |
Now, I’m the last man on Earth |
That’s what the matter is with me |
I should be optimistic |
And go buy some bonds and stocks |
They’ll find a cure for cancer soon |
We may get trigger-locks |
Existence is no picnic as statistics all have shown |
We learn to live together and then we die alone |
Everybody’s got a website but that’s all Greek to me |
I don’t own a computer, I hate that letter «E» |
I don’t pack a cell phone or drive an SUV |
Yes, I’m the last man on Earth |
That’s what the matter is with me |
I’m the last man standing |
Save the last dance for me |
I’ve taken the last train to Clarksville |
I’m the fifth monkey |
Nice guys always finish last |
No one’s nicer than me |
Yeah, I’m the last man on Earth |
That’s what the matter is with me |
Kid’s used to say their prayers at night |
Before they went to bed |
St. John told us that God is love |
Nietzsche said he was dead |
This thing we call existence |
Who knows what it all means? |
Time and Life and People |
Are just glossy magazines |
I sat and watched those guys |
Debate each other on TV |
Politicians, wrestlers |
They’re all the same to me |
Hey, I don’t give a damn |
Which idiot runs this country |
Since I’m the last man on Earth |
It don’t matter to me |
In the year 2000, my age was 53 |
I know that I’m grumpy, middle-aged crazy |
But if you are a woman |
You might have to sleep with me |
Since I’m the last man on Earth |
And I can guarantee |
I’m the last man on Earth |
And there ain’t nothing wrong with me |
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Uptown | 2005 |
So Much To Do | 2006 |
Doin' The Math | 2006 |
Final Frontier | 2006 |
The Krugman Blues | 2010 |
Times Is Hard | 2010 |
Halloween 2009 | 2010 |
Cash For Clunkers | 2010 |
Got A Ukulele | 2010 |
The Panic Is On | 2010 |
Middle Of The Night | 2010 |
On To Victory Mr. Roosevelt | 2010 |
House | 2010 |
Fear Itself | 2010 |
Happy Birthday Elvis | 1992 |
The Birthday Present | 1994 |
Iwiwal | 1994 |
Road Ode | 1992 |