| We buy the morning paper we read the sports and arts
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| We avoid the front page and the business section breaks our hearts
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| The obits are of interest since soon we’ll have to go
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| But what’s unreal is the real estate it’s a real horror show
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| There’s no way we can sell our house now so we’ll have to stay
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| You can’t up and walk out on me
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| And I can’t run away
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| We vowed in sickness and in health
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| That means good times and bad
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| Let’s hold on to each other
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| And the happiness we had
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| Our bed should be a lifeboat now not a battlefield
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| Let’s not give up let’s just give in let’s not stop let’s just yield
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| Forgive me dear for saying so
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| Please don’t think I’m a louse
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| But maybe it’s a good thing we can’t sell our house
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| Suppose we found a buyer we could go our separate ways
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| And consider all our time together just a passing phase
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| But we would lose each other dear and I’m afraid we’d find
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| It was the best part of ourselves that we had left behind
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| I bought this house 8 years ago you made this place our home
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| We loved and fought and laughed and cried tears in our eyes have shone
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| Our house has lost some value due to this hard time
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| But selling it and splitting up would be the greatest crime
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| We had our share of heartache before these times got tough
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| The road’s been a bit bumpy and the ride a little rough
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| Death will part us one day in life’s game of cat and mouse
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| Till then let’s stay together no we can’t sell our house
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| We’re in for the long run now I’m speaking as your spouse
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| Our happiness is here at home
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| We can’t sell our house |