| THE KRUGMAN BLUES by Loudon Wainwright III
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| I read the NY Times it s where I get my news
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| Paul Krugman s on the op-ed page that s where I get the blues
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| Cause Paul always tells it like it is we get it blow by blow
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| Krugman s got the Nobel prize so Krugman ought to know
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| When Paul goes on The NewsHour to talk to old Jim Lehrer
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| He looks so sad and crestfallen it s more than I can bear
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| And all the other experts all seem way off base
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| And I guess that I identify with that pissed off look on Paul s face
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| When Paul gets really bummed out that s when I get scared
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| But if Paul says there s a glint of hope I feel we ve all been spared
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| Sometimes when he s on the TV in the background you can spot his school logo
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| Krugman teaches at Princeton U so Krugman ought to know
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| He s got that hang dog look about him Paul s one unhappy pup
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| Krugman looks so downtrodden I wish he d lighten up
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| And I know he wants to clue us in about all our impending doom
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| But I got The Krugman Blues from all Paul s gloom
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| Once I saw Krugman on a train Amtrackin to DC
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| I recognized his sad face cause I seen it on the TV
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| He looked up from his laptop when I said Hello Paul
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| Then I said Keep up all the good work, Paul
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| You bring me down but way to go, Paul! |