Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Iwiwal, artist - Loudon Wainwright III. Album song Grown Man, in the genre ПопDate of issue: 31.12.1994
Record label: Virgin
Song language: English
Iwiwal |
| I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero |
| I wouldn’t have mess with men and all their come and go |
| And all that awful facial hair and yucky machis’mo! |
| I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero! |
| I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn’t straight |
| I’d sleep with women only—man, it would be great |
| I could throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn’t wanna mate |
| I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn’t straight, hey! |
| I wish I was a lesbian, I’d like to be a dyke |
| I would hang with K. D. Lang—Mel Gibson, take a hike! |
| I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike |
| I wish I was a lesbian, I’d like to be a dyke! |
| I wish I was a lesbian, that’s why this song is sung |
| It shouldn’t have to matter how someone is hung |
| Other things are more important—like how you use your tongue! |
| I wish I was a lesbian, that’s why this song is sung! |
| (I dare Casey Kasem to play this!) |
| I wish I was a lesbian I know it’s sad but true |
| But maybe I might understand you guys and all you do |
| But if I was a lesbian, I wouldn’t have to! |
| I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero |
| I wouldn’t have to deal with men and all their come and go |
| And all that awful facial hair and yucky machis’mo |
| (I hate that damn machis’mo!) |
| I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero! |