| Downtown is where it’s at, I don’t doubt that
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| But today I can do without I’m getting sick of the slums
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| I’m tired of dodging the bums
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| And all the freaks are freaking me out
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| Today we ruin the roach, today we conquer the crab
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| Today we bring the bedbug down
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| Watch me, baby, hail a taxi cab
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| You and me are going uptown
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| Well, let’s go fly a kite in Central Park
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| Go and see a Shakespeare play
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| Have a lot of fun at the planetarium
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| And museum all the blues away
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| Well, Rockefeller Center and the UN too
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| Baby don’t make me wait
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| I want to elevate up and down with you
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| In the building of the Empire State
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| Well, we’ll eat dinner at your favorite Schrafft’s
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| Somebody gonna shine my shoes
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| Then we’ll pop into Playland for pinball laughs
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| And read the Allied Chemical News
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| Le’s go to Radio City Music Hall
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| To catch the Rockettes of renown
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| Then we get to The Garden for some basketball
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| Or a fight for the heavyweight crown
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| That’s right, a change of pace is good for a change
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| It’s a wonder all the goodness it gives
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| Life is, oh, so sweet above Fourteenth Street
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| Let’s go see how the other half lives
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| Today we ruin the roach, today we conquer the crab
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| Today we bring the bedbug down
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| Watch me, baby, hail a taxi cab
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| You and me are going uptown |