| I’m glad to see you’ve got religion
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| I’m glad to see you’ve gone to god
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| I’m glad to see you’ve straightened all your lines
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| And you’ve evened out your odds
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| I’m glad to hear you say you’re happy
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| I’m glad to hear you say it’s good
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| I’m glad to hear you say you’re finally undoing
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| All the things they know we should
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| Me I’m still in trouble
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| Sorry sick and sad
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| Me I’m still in trouble
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| But that’s all right 'cause I’m
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| Glad to see you’ve gotten careful
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| About the things you eat and drink
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| I’m glad to see you gotten choosy
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| About the things you do and think
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| I’m glad to see you’re getting so adept
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| At all your mystic magic tricks
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| I’m glad to see you’re standing on your head
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| And you’re chopping with your sticks
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| I’m glad to know your psychic power
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| Is being put to proper use
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| I’m glad to know you don’t discharge a drop
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| Of your procreative juice
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| Me I’m still in trouble
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| Sorry sick and sad
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| Me I’m still in trouble
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| But that’s all right 'cause I’m
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| Glad to know you don’t get raunchy
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| I’m glad to know things are at hand
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| I’m glad to know you have decided
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| This will be your last life’s stand |