Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Dump The Dog, artist - Loudon Wainwright III. Album song Fame And Wealth, in the genre Музыка мираDate of issue: 31.12.1982
Record label: Concord, Rounder
Song language: English
Dump The Dog |
| Dump the dog and feed the garbage |
| Mow the floor and sweep the lawn |
| Salt and pepper on my porridge |
| Some day I’ll be dead and gone |
| Oh my good girl loves me madly |
| And my bad girl is a flirt |
| I’ll take the good with the bad gladly |
| And I’ll treat them both like dirt |
| Bread and butter for my breakfast |
| Peanut butter for my lunch |
| Apple butter for my dinner |
| Marjorie for Sunday brunch |
| Baseball’s fine football’s rougher |
| Basketballers are all tall |
| But I like hockey, hockey’s tougher |
| You must play without a ball |
| It’s too much bother and too much trouble |
| I have stood all I can stand |
| I’m a son and I’m a father |
| I am just a middle man |
| When I wake up in the morning |
| I hop up right out of bed |
| Unless of course I am hung over |
| Then I pretend that I am dead |
| Dump the dog and feed the garbage |
| Mow the floor and sweep the lawn |
| Salt and pepper on my porridge |
| Some day I’ll be dead and gone |
| Oh my good girl loves me madly |
| And my bad girl is a flirt |
| I’ll take the good with the bad gladly |
| And I’ll treat them both like dirt |