Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cobwebs, artist - Loudon Wainwright III. Album song Grown Man, in the genre Поп
Date of issue: 31.12.1994
Record label: Virgin
Song language: English
Cobwebs |
Well it stumbles and it falls off of almost every tongue |
Give a listen and you’ll hear |
It’s workin' like a landmine in almost every sentence |
It’s an assault to my mind’s ear |
Yeah it might have started back with Jack Kerouac |
Probably more than likely it was Maynard G. Krebs |
It’s the 4 letter word that used to mean 'as if' |
And the meaning’s covered in cobwebs |
Cobwebs |
Used to be a preposition then it was a conjunction |
Now it’s used as an audible pause |
Oh I hate it when I hear it especially when I see it |
Gotta stamp it out there ought to be some laws |
College boys valley girls mall rats grandmammas |
Everybody’s mis-usin' that word |
I heard it four times in one poor little sentence |
It was the saddest sound I ever have heard |
Cobwebs x3 |
I suppose you could blame it on my generation |
Chickens from the 60s finally comin' into roost |
I’ve been sayin' it myself for over 30 years now |
Just to give my cool quota just a little bitty kind of a boost |
But when I hear it |
I can’t stand it |
Especially coming out of the mouths of one of my own kids |
It’s been taught and, God |
What have we wrought? |
Give a listen here, what do we dig? |
I prefer ah or er |
You can rest assured |
If you’re sayin' what you mean then it don’t mean a thing |
It’s just an ugly little 4 letter word |
Doesn’t anybody care or am I the only one? |
Am I just stuck back in some kind of a past? |
Maybe it’s harmless but it feels like a virus |
And it sounds like it’s catchin' on fast |
Cobwebs x2 |