Translation of the song lyrics Matkalla pohjoiseen - Juha Vainio

Matkalla pohjoiseen (original)

Kauheessa kiireess Kaamasen tiell
Lhteell Masa joi kauhasta
Sill sen tytyi taas kapseli niell
Kun vaivasi niin eturauhasta
Matsonni lausui 'on lahonnut klisi'
Ikmiesryhm t pirssiss mlisi
Sitten jo mentiin ja penkka vaan plisi
Matkalla pohjoiseen
Mies kun tulee tiettyyn ikn
Niin ei sill pelaa mikn
Sen nkee peilist, on kaikki eilist
Jo vaan me kimpassa tuumattiin
Kauheat mutkat on Kaamasen tiell
Paljolti liikennepainetta
Nuorgamin Jouni kun myymss siell
On kuulua potenssiainetta
Numminen ajoi ja otettiin snapsia
Harottiin otsalta harvoja hapsia
Muisteltiin mitenk tehty on lapsia
Matkalla pohjoiseen
Mies kun tulee tiettyyn ikn
Niin ei sill pelaa mikn
Sen nkee naamasta, kun lakkaa saamasta
Jo vain me kimpassa tuumattiin
Kauhea kauppa ky Kaamasen tiell
Kohta on poroista puutetta
Ellei se lkinthallitus kiell
Pois Jounilta potenssiuutetta
Numminen kehui vaan kuntoa ehoa
Sanoen 'ihme jos ei tm tehoa'
Sarven kun sitoi hn keskelle kehoa
Matkalla pohjoiseen
Mies kun tulee tiettyyn ikn
Niin ei sill pelaa mikn
Mut nkee Masasta, on nyt niin tasasta
Jo vain me kimpassa tuumittiin
Mies kun tulee tiettyyn ikn
No, l ole millsikn
Nyt pstiin naisista, ja painajaisista
Jo vain me kimpassa tuumattiin

(translation)

In a terrible hurry on Kaamanen road
Lhteell Masa drank from the ladle
It was enough to swallow the capsule again
When you were so troubled by the prostate gland
Matsonni said 'the cliché is rotten'
Ikmieshrum t pirssiss mlisi
Then we already went and it was just too much
On the way north
When a man comes to a certain age
That's not how it works
In the mirror, it's all yesterday
We were already in the mood
There are terrible bends on the Kaamanen road
A lot of traffic pressure
When you sell Nuorgam's Jouni there
It is supposed to be a potent agent
Numminen drove and took schnapps
A few hairs were plucked from the forehead
We remembered how children were made
On the way north
When a man comes to a certain age
That's not how it works
You will see it on your face when you stop taking it
We were the only ones in the group who were crushed
Terrible shop on Kaamanen road
There is a shortage of reindeer
Unless it is forbidden by the local government
Get rid of potency extract from Jouni
Numminen only praised Eho's fitness
Saying 'a miracle if it doesn't work'
When the horn was tied in the middle of the body
On the way north
When a man comes to a certain age
That's not how it works
But what about Masa, it's so smooth now
We were the only ones in the group who were punished
When a man comes to a certain age
Well, don't worry
Now I'm talking about women, and nightmares
We were the only ones in the group who were crushed