| I’m feeling great so heres big eight
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| There was a grand old Duke of York he had ten thousand men
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| If he had the energy he would have had them all again
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| Simple Simon indian boy comes on like a tiger
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| He doesn’t like it in this town but he likes it up the Khyber
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| Pussy pussy where you been why you dirty and not clean
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| It really shocks me to my feet see pussy dirty when I eat
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| Molly Flinders has a dress tweedle made in paris
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| All the boys are heard to say what a lovely piece of paris
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| Georgy porgy pudding pie had a girl and made her cry
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| Lucky she had used her sense and brought a ring of confidence
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| Little bo peep loses sheep she also loses panties
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| She loses them five times a day and always six on sundays
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| Mary mary quite contrary why you look so fine
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| Cause I’ve had a visit from judge dread and he’s given me big nine
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh
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| Shadalalla la dumb di ei eh |