Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Dr. Kitch, artist - Judge Dread. Date of issue: 31.12.2002
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Dr. Kitch |
| I am not a qualified physician |
| And I do not want to give this injection |
| Dorothy’s begging for trouble |
| She is insisting I give her this needle |
| Darling one thing I want you to know |
| Don’t blame me for where the needle goes |
| (Chorus): |
| I push it in |
| She pulls it out |
| I push it back |
| She starts to shout |
| 'Dr. |
| Kitch, |
| You are terrible, |
| I can’t stand the sight of your needle'. |
| She lied down in such a position |
| It was difficult to give this injection |
| She starts holding on to the needle |
| Making me so uncomfortable |
| I said 'darling, can’t you be steady, |
| I’m going to have it in very shortly' |
| She said 'Dr. |
| Kitch I am sorry, |
| But the sight of the needle frightens me' |
| (Chorus) |
| She still wouldn’t lie down quietly |
| Constantly moving her body |
| So I slap her in the face with vexation |
| And go on giving the injection |
| She screams 'Doctor stop it, I can’t stand the pain, |
| I don’t think your inside the right vein' |
| I said 'You little fool you wouldn’t be told, |
| The needle must be sticking in the wrong hole!' |
| (Chorus) |
| I pull it from the hole and start again |
| I have the needle now in the right vein |
| The needle’s just in half an inch |
| The stupid young lady start to flinch |
| Suddenly she calls 'Doc it’s working! |
| I can feel the pennicilin going in' |
| I said 'You silly fool, look what you do |
| The needle’s gonna break inside of you!' |
| (Chorus) |
| I am a qualified physician |
| AndI will give this injection |