Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Big Five, artist - Judge Dread. Date of issue: 31.12.2002
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Big Five |
| There was an old sailor, who sat on a rock, |
| Waving and shaking his big hairy… |
| Fist at the ladies next door in The Ritz, |
| Who taught all the children to play with their… |
| Ice-creams and marbles and all things galore, |
| Along comes a lady who looks like a… |
| Decent young woman, who walks like a duck, |
| She said she’s invented a new way to… |
| Bring up the children, to sew and to knit, |
| The boys in the stable are shovelling… |
| Litter and paper, from yesterday’s hunt, |
| And old dirty Dread is having some… |
| Cake in the parlour, and singing this song, |
| If you think it’s dirty, you’re bloody well wrong! |
| (Instrumental) |
| Susan was a nice girl, with plenty of class, |
| Who turned the boys' heads when she wiggled her… |
| Eyes at the young boys, as girls sometimes do, |
| To make it quite plain she was ready to… |
| Go for a walk, or a stroll in the grass, |
| Then hurry back home for a nice piece of… |
| Chicken and ice-cream, and lots of roast duck, |
| And after this meal, she was ready to… |
| Go for a walk, or a stroll on the dock, |
| With any young boy with a sizeable… |
| Roll of big bills, and a pretty good front, |
| And if he talked softly, she’d show him her… |
| Little pet dog, who is subject to fits, |
| And maybe let him grab a hold of her… |
| Little white hand, with a moment so quick, |
| That she would lean over and tickle his… |
| Chin, while she showed what she once learned in France, |
| And ask the poor chap to take up his under… |
| Pants, while she sang of the wild Kneesdon shore, |
| Oh, whatever she was, |
| (Spoken) |
| She wasn’t a bad girl really, this Susan. |
| I’ve had better, but mind you, |
| she wasn’t THAT bad. |