
Date of issue: 08.06.2014
Record label: Badfish
Song language: English
The Winkle Man (The Early Years) |
The Winkle Man comes down the street |
And serves all the ladys |
What do you know, nine months on |
They’ve all got prams and babys |
«The funny thing about, he was right little shrimp! |
Musta had some cockle» |
He used to sell them celery |
And according to the dirty talk |
He asked them what they liked best: |
The knob end, or the stalk! |
«No wonder my old woman used to come in here with a smile on her face, |
I’ll smash his face in!» |
He’d go down to his local pub |
For a pint and a packet of crisps |
The barmaid’s got a 48 |
And he always grabs her tits, like coconuts! |
«Smells like a little bit of bacon rind. |
When I go down to the pub, |
I always take a bit of bread for the ducks *quack quack*. |
Negatory rubber duck. |
I’ll give you 10−4» |
A girl he had was a noisy bird |
She used to scream and moan |
She shouted 'help!' |
He said 'you silly cow |
I can manage on me own' |
«What, do you want to bring the neighbors in then? |
Oh what do you want, |
a gang bang then?» |
She said 'I was a virgin |
Now I’ve been done twice in a day' |
He said 'Twice?, But it’s only once' |
She said 'right, you gonna dash away?' |
«Allright, be gentle with me, it’s only my second time. |
.. today» |
When he was young and in his prime |
He’d have a woman any old time |
Now he’s old and getting gray |
He seems to, like the, other way! |
«Well I suppose there’s no harm in him being a shirt-lifter, it just means |
there’s more birds for all the fellows in the pub!» |
: «Winkle, Winkle!» |
: «Oh christ, here he comes again! |
Gay boys in bondage. |
Do you want a drink?» |
: «Yes please sailor» |
: «Who are you calling sailor? |
I’ll smash you in the gob!» |
: «Up your’s, butch!» |
: «I'll give you up your’s! |
You, bum burgler! |
Take that! |
Song tags: #The Winkle Man
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