| Oh, she is a big girl now
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| Yeah, she is a big girl now
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| She’s got big and we know how
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| Oh, she is a big girl now
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| There’s a girl, lives down our street
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| Who’s hardly ever seen her feet
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| Never says no and in it goes
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| And she grows and grows and grows
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| Oh, she is a big girl now
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| Yeah, she is a big girl now
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| She’s got big and we know how
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| Oh, she is a big girl now
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| She never listened to mum’s advice
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| That’s why she is twice her size
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| Knows it’s naughty but thinks it’s nice
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| So she has to pay the price
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| Oh, she is a big girl now
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| Yeah, she is a big girl now
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| She’s got big and we know how
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| Oh, she is a big girl now
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| They tried to stop her by giving pills
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| But she said it’s how I feels
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| The doctor tries to do his stuff
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| But she just can’t get enough
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| Oh, she is a big girl now
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| Yeah, she is a big girl now
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| She’s got big and we know how
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| Oh, she is a big girl now
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| Some young girls like staying thin
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| But this young girl likes stuffing it in
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| When she walks she’s like a jelly
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| With the swelling in her belly
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| Oh, she is a big girl now
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| Yeah, she is a big girl now
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| She’s got big and we know how
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| Oh, she is a big girl now
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| In the end she was locked away
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| She got out and had to pay
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| I’m sorry mum, what can I do
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| It’s the thing I like to do
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| Oh, she is a big girl now
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| Yeah, she is a big girl now
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| She’s got big and we know how
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| Oh, she is a big girl now
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| Well in the end we had to take a really firm attitude with this bird
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| She wouldn’t stop eating
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| She kept stuffing herself
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| With fish and chips, Chinese dinners, curry, goat, yams, patties
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| Everything imaginable
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| And she was swelling up to some fantastic size
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| Now let this be a lesson to all you birds out there
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| Listening in Dreadland
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| If you eat like this you’re gonna go off bang |