Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Shop Vac, artist - Jonathan Coulton. Date of issue: 31.12.2007
Song language: English
Shop Vac |
| We took the freeway out of town |
| We found a place to settle down |
| We bought a driveway and a swingset and a dog |
| You got your very own bathroom |
| I got my very own workshop in the basement |
| We sit around staring at the wall-to-wall |
| Take field trips to our favorite mall |
| Waiting for the day when all the kids grow up and leave us here |
| If you need me |
| I’ll be downstairs |
| With the shop vac |
| You can call but I probably won’t hear you |
| Because it’s loud with the shop vac on But you’ll be OK |
| Cause you’ll be upstairs |
| With the TV |
| You can cry and I probably won’t hear you |
| Because it’s loud with the shop vac on We hung a flag above the door |
| Checked out the gourmet grocery store |
| I bought a mower I can ride around the yard |
| But we haven’t got real friends |
| And now even the fake ones have stopped calling |
| Maybe if you forget to hide the keys |
| I’ll take a ride to Applebee’s |
| I’ll come home drunk on daiquiris and throw up on the neighbor’s lawn |
| If you need me |
| I’ll be downstairs |
| With the shop vac |
| You can call but I probably won’t hear you |
| Because it’s loud with the shop vac on But you’ll be OK |
| Cause you’ll be upstairs |
| With the TV |
| You can cry and I probably won’t hear you |
| Because it’s loud with the shop vac on I like the Starbucks here that’s better than the other one |
| Because the other one’s not as good |
| They really need to put a light there cause it’s hard to turn |
| It’s hard to make a left turn |
| And when it’s time to go to bed |
| I’m still awake inside my head |
| I’m floating up above the house and looking down |
| I guess I gotta go back there |
| I guess there never was any other answer |
| And as the freeway hums the cars go by The headlights roll across the sky |
| Many miles away but I can see them speeding through the dark |
| If you need me |
| I’ll be downstairs |
| With the shop vac |
| You can call but I probably won’t hear you |
| Because it’s loud with the shop vac on But you’ll be OK |
| Cause you’ll be upstairs |
| With the TV |
| You can cry and I probably won’t hear you |
| Because it’s loud with the shop vac on |