Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Skullcrusher Mountain , by - Jonathan Coulton. Song from the album Best. Concert. Ever., in the genre ПопRelease date: 11.05.2009
Record label: Tunecore
Song language: English
Skullcrusher Mountain |
| Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain |
| I hope that you’ve enjoyed your stay so far |
| I see you’ve met my assistant Scarface |
| His appearance is quite disturbing |
| But I assure you he’s harmless enough |
| He’s a sweetheart, calls me master |
| And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me |
| I’m so into you |
| But I’m way too smart for you |
| Even my henchmen think I’m crazy |
| I’m not surprised that you agree |
| If you could find some way to be |
| A little bit less afraid of me You’d see the voices that control me from inside my head |
| Say I shouldn’t kill you yet |
| I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you |
| But I get the feeling that you don’t like it What’s with all the screaming? |
| You like monkeys, you like ponies |
| Maybe you don’t like monsters so much |
| Maybe I used too many monkeys |
| Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? |
| I’m so into you |
| But I’m way too smart for you |
| Even my henchmen think I’m crazy |
| I’m not surprised that you agree |
| If you could find some way to be |
| A little bit less afraid of me You’d see the voices that control me from inside my head |
| Say I shouldn’t kill you yet |
| Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine |
| While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere |
| And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite explosive |
| But it won’t mean half as much to me if I don’t have you here |
| You know it isn’t easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain |
| Maybe you could cut me just a little slack |
| Would it kill you to be civil? |
| I’ve been patient, I’ve been gracious |
| And this mountain is covered with wolves |
| Hear them howling, my hungry children |
| Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you |
| I’m so into you |
| But I’m way too smart for you |
| Even my henchmen think I’m crazy |
| I’m not surprised that you agree |
| If you could find some way to be |
| A little bit less afraid of me You’d see the voices that control me from inside my head |
| Say I shouldn’t kill you yet |
| I shouldn’t kill you yet |
| I shouldn’t kill you yet |