![The Princess Who Saved Herself - Jonathan Coulton](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/32847514634983925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 09.08.2010
Song language: English
The Princess Who Saved Herself |
There was a castle by a waterfall with a pink and purple wall and a princess |
living there |
She had no parents she was all alone she got by on her own and she liked it |
pretty well |
'Cause she never wore her socks, she had a pet snake |
She bought a red guitar and she ate a whole cake |
And there wasn’t anybody there to tell her what to do so she did what she |
wanted to |
Everybody knew the story of the princess who saved herself |
The princess who saved herself |
There was a dragon with a pointy tail he was bigger than a whale and his breath |
was terrible |
He scared the princess when he came around he tried to burn the castle down |
Until she caught him by his tail |
Then she tied him to a tree so the dragon couldn’t fly |
She told him he was mean and it made the dragon cry |
When he finally apologized she offered him some tea he accepted it graciously |
Now he visits every weekend with the princess who saved herself |
The princess who saved herself |
The princess who saved herself |
There was a witch who was an evil queen she was wrinkled old and green and she |
hated everyone |
She saw the princess in her silver gown and put the poison apple down |
And asked her where she bought her clothes |
So they got the witch a dress, put some make-up on her face |
They started up a band and the dragon played bass |
Every Saturday they play until their fingertips are sore mostly Math Rock and |
Cuddle Core |
And they call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
They call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
And they call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
They call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
They call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
They call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
They call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
And they call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
And they call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
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