Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Princess Who Saved Herself , by - Jonathan Coulton. Release date: 09.08.2010
Song language: English
The Princess Who Saved Herself |
| There was a castle by a waterfall with a pink and purple wall and a princess |
| living there |
| She had no parents she was all alone she got by on her own and she liked it |
| pretty well |
| 'Cause she never wore her socks, she had a pet snake |
| She bought a red guitar and she ate a whole cake |
| And there wasn’t anybody there to tell her what to do so she did what she |
| wanted to |
| Everybody knew the story of the princess who saved herself |
| The princess who saved herself |
| There was a dragon with a pointy tail he was bigger than a whale and his breath |
| was terrible |
| He scared the princess when he came around he tried to burn the castle down |
| Until she caught him by his tail |
| Then she tied him to a tree so the dragon couldn’t fly |
| She told him he was mean and it made the dragon cry |
| When he finally apologized she offered him some tea he accepted it graciously |
| Now he visits every weekend with the princess who saved herself |
| The princess who saved herself |
| The princess who saved herself |
| There was a witch who was an evil queen she was wrinkled old and green and she |
| hated everyone |
| She saw the princess in her silver gown and put the poison apple down |
| And asked her where she bought her clothes |
| So they got the witch a dress, put some make-up on her face |
| They started up a band and the dragon played bass |
| Every Saturday they play until their fingertips are sore mostly Math Rock and |
| Cuddle Core |
| And they call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
| They call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
| And they call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
| They call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
| They call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
| They call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
| They call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
| And they call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |
| And they call themselves The Kingdom Of The Princess Who Saved Herself |