Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Pay Attention! , by - John Mulaney. Song from the album John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch, in the genre Release date: 23.12.2019
Record label: Drag City
Song language: English
Pay Attention! |
| You promised that you’d stop talking |
| When will the chattering end? |
| You know I practiced for hours |
| I even brought in a friend |
| Well, I recall an announcement |
| That Lexie’s mother just gave |
| She said, «Our little Lexie’s prepared us a skit |
| The kind you’re goin' to crave» |
| Aw, no one is paying attention |
| That guy just went to the fridge |
| We don’t do this for the money |
| We don’t accept every gig |
| Well, guess what things you are missing |
| What we had planned for this crowd |
| Four minutes of total perfection |
| But that bald guy talked too loud |
| I’d wear my mom’s blazer |
| So I could play a newscaster |
| The news is that there is a new funny song |
| You’d all burst into cheers and laughter |
| We’d stuff pillows in shirts to look fat |
| We’d take a blanket and wrap up the cat |
| The cat would be our baby too |
| Are we some kind of joke to you? |
| And then, we’d both act out all of Frozen |
| Then I would do a cartwheel |
| And then when she’s done a cartwheel |
| I will also do a cartwheel |
| But you don’t value our vision |
| You keep talking while we lip sync |
| And, Mom, whose side is it you’re on? |
| Shushing all your friends with a wink |
| Uh, you have to pay attention |
| This is a very big deal |
| We even fought about who sang what |
| But now our friendship is healed |
| You are not paying attention |
| So watch us run off in tears |
| You will regret the skit you missed out on |
| You will regret it for years |
| Mom’s friend, Patti |
| Pay attention! |
| Her adult son |
| Pay attention! |
| Some guy’s wife |
| Pay attention! |
| Dad’s rich friend |
| Pay attention! |
| Man with mustache |
| We respect you |
| Former teacher |
| Weird to see you |
| Ronald Reagan |
| Pay attention! |
| Oh wait, he died |
| Nevermind! |
| Everybody |
| Pay attention! |
| Look at us! |
| Pay attention! |
| Don’t look away! |
| Pay attention, pay attention, pay attention |