Lyrics Do You Wanna Play Restaurant? - John Mulaney

Do You Wanna Play Restaurant?

I want to play Restaurant
Would you like to play Restaurant?
Oh, won’t you play Restaurant with me?
I’ve never played Restaurant
Oh, please play restaurant
Okay, I’ll play Restaurant with you
Hi
May I eat dinner at your restaurant?
I’m sorry
We are closed for a private event
Oh, but the woman said—
We are closed for a private event
It says on our website to always call as we do close for larger parties
Uh, could I order like an entrée or—
Sir, we are closed!
Okay
Sorry
Uh, we will call ahead the next time
Okay