Translation of the song lyrics Agente de Ventas - Jenni Rivera

Agente de Ventas (original)

Yo radico en California
Mi trabajo es comerciante
Soy como agente de ventas
Pero de ventas grandes
Y no crean que de galletas
Tampoco de cacahuates
El producto que yo vendo
Me lo mandan de Colombia
Y tambien de vez en cuando
De borrego vendo colas
Pero hay clientes que me piden
De aquella chiva orejona
La chiva tambien la cola
De México me la exportan
El producto colombiano
Por fina muchos la nombran
Por ser tan blanca y bonita
Todos mis clientes la adoran
Y hay les va a todos mis coras
De pimientilla Nayarit
Seguido salen gabachos
Que me piden el cristal
Antes me la transportaban
Directo de Michoacan
Ahora yo aqui la cocino
Para menos arriesgar
A estos cuatro productos
Los aprecio de verdad
Por que me han dado dinero
Para poder disfrutar
La vida hasta donde pueda
Al fin se me va acabar
Les voy a dar un consejo
A los que piensan comprar
Esa droga es peligrosa
No se vallan a enviciar
Y si ya tienen el vicio
No me dejen de marcar

Agente de Ventas (translation)

I live in California
my job is trader
I'm like a sales agent
but big sales
And do not think that cookies
Neither peanuts
The product that I sell
They send it to me from Colombia
And also from time to time
Of sheep I sell tails
But there are clients who ask me
Of that big-eared goat
The goat also the tail
From Mexico they export it to me
The Colombian product
By fine many name it
For being so white and pretty
All my clients love her
And there goes to all my hearts
Nayarit pepper
They often come out frogs
They ask me for the crystal
Before they transported it to me
Direct from Michoacan
Now I cook it here
For less risk
To these four products
I really appreciate them
Why have they given me money?
To be able to enjoy
life as far as i can
I'm finally going to run out
I'm going to give you some advice
To those who think to buy
That drug is dangerous
Don't get addicted
And if they already have the vice
Don't stop marking me