| I came to the world on a cold winter’s day
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| Sneezed three times, it must have been hay
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| My father was livid, he wanted a son
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| I took a look round and said to the nun:
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| From here on it gets rough
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| At first I found I had little to do
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| They allowed me to grow a room with a view
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| But after awhile they hit on a plan
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| It’s time to start learning, the trouble began
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| From here on it got rough
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| At fifteen I had a dream, which I found very clever
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| I wanted to act, mama said: no, never!
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| My father said: out! |
| — I was already gone
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| And followed the call: the show must go on
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| From here on it got rough
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| My talents were spotted, producers were proud
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| And gave me those parts where you stand in the crowd
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| When the star became ill I stepped in like a shot
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| And someone from film signed me up on the spot
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| From here on it got rough
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| I played all the good parts and sometimes the bad
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| And sometimes a fig leaf was all that I had
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| And Hollywood said it would certainly die
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| If I didn’t come soon so I went — aye, aye, aye…
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| From here on it got rough
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| But now I was famous, I had made it at last
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| And happily back to the scene of my past
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| I received a big prize, had my name in «Who's Who»
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| But after a flop that name was taboo
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| From here on it got rough
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| At first I was hurt, I thought it was wrong
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| Then somebody heard me singing a song
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| I told him: I couldn’t, but he said, yes you can
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| So that’s how this latest torment began
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| A change was overdue:
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| From here it’s rough on you |