Translation of the song lyrics La télé - Guy Beart

La télé (original)

Y’a un bruit dans le moteur, a doit tre le facteur.
Je ne dormais qu' moiti, a doit tre le laitier.
Deux oiseaux sur l’dredon, ce sont des Mout et Chandon.
Y’a une odeur de brl, a doit tre la tl.
Aha, aha, j’ai de la conversation, aha, mm, grce la tlvision.
Tout cela est trs normal, l’important, c’est le moral.
Telle est, telle est ma tl, telle est, telle est ta tl.
J’ai du sucre dans le sang qui doit faire six pour cent.
Il ne faut pas s’inquiter, tant qu’on garde la sant.
Il y a de l’air dans le vent, c’est de la faute aux savants.
La pluie tombe de trs haut, comme dit la mto.
Oho, mm, je me pose des questions, oho, mm, devant la tlvision.
Je vais me tter si je vais participer aux jeux.
Telle est, telle est ma tl, telle est, telle est ta tl.
Je me parle quelquefois, mais je ne me rponds pas.
Je me suis tlphon, a me rpond occup.
Quand je me vois dans la glace, je vois un autre ma place.
Il faudra que je m’assure si y’a quelqu’un dans mes chaussures.
Aha, mm, nous sommes quelques millions, aha, mm, devant la tlvision.
Tout finit par des chansons, les choses tant ce qu’elles sont.
J’ai domin tous mes vices, n’oubliez pas le service!

(translation)

There's a noise in the engine, that must be the factor.
I was only half asleep, must be the milkman.
Two birds on the quilt are Mut and Chandon.
There's a burning smell, it must be the TV.
Aha, aha, I have conversation, aha, mm, thanks to the television.
This is all very normal, the important thing is morale.
Such is, such is my tl, such is, such is your tl.
I have blood sugar that must be six percent.
You don't have to worry, as long as you keep your health.
There's air in the wind, it's the scientists' fault.
The rain is falling from high above, as the weather forecaster says.
Oho, mm, wondering, oho, mm, watching TV.
I'll worry if I'm going to participate in the games.
Such is, such is my tl, such is, such is your tl.
I talk to myself sometimes, but I don't answer myself.
I called myself, answered me busy.
When I see myself in the mirror, I see another in my place.
I'll have to make sure if there's anyone in my shoes.
Aha, mm, we are a few million, aha, mm, watching television.
Everything ends in songs, things as they are.
I have mastered all my vices, don't forget the service!