Lyrics of Blbé príbehy vol.2 - Gleb

Blbé príbehy vol.2 (original)

This rhymes, it’s like a movie
Spitting the vision they see
There man, you know, what I mean
Toto nebude vypalovák
Žiadny tvrdý bass, ani tvrdý kopák
Ale dobre vieš, že aj toto som ja, mhm
A moje blbé príbehy 2, okay
Toto nebude vypalovák
Žiadny tvrdý bass, ani tvrdý kopák
Ale dobre vieš, že aj toto som ja, mhm
A moje blbé príbehy 2, okay
Riskoval som zdravie pre kultúru
Napríklad, keď som v lete organizoval žúru
V nemenovanom klube a v nemenovanom meste
V rovnaký deň, ako pseudomafiánske decko
Celý deň mi chodili výhražné SMSky
Ževraj, keď nezruším show, tak dostanem pecky
Ak vám poviem pravdu, nepridal som tomu váhu
Až pokiaľ pred hotelom nezaparkovalo bávo
Do hotelovej izby mi vtrhli štyri hlavohrude
Ten najväčší z nich mi začal diktovať, že jak to bude
«Počuj, môj syn má oslavu narodenín
Väčší človek ako on, tu na okolí není
Kvôli nemu sme prenajali veľkú diskotéku
Celé mesto musí byť tam
Tvoj debilný koncert nám nabúrava plán
Takže sa zbal, čau, zruš udalosť a nechcem od teba počuť ani vetu»
Mal slovnú zásobu, ako prvák na základke
Vedel som, že vysvetliť mu niečo nebude ľahké
Spustil som kecy o tom, že moji fans sú iná cieľovka
«Oslava vášho syna dopadne rovnako so mňou ako bezo mňa»
No jeho pohľad nasvedčoval tomu, že nepochopil ani jednému môjmu slovu
Tak som povedal:
«Dobre, zruším udalosť a zmiznem»
Oni zabuchli dvere, ja sedím spotený v izbe
Ja a moja banda sme chceli z toho cúvnuť
Vyrazili sme autom za mesto na prvú pumpu
Sedím ticho na zadnom a dlho rozmýšľam
Desať minút pred show som sa rozhodol, že to dám
Napriek vyhrážkam sme sa vrátili späť
Som bledý ako upír, klepú sa mi ruky, až pokiaľ sa nevyrútim na stage
Dal som koncert ako boss, diki moc a dosť, teraz musíme utekať preč
Berem na bráne cash a tankujem si vrecko
Tá hodina v klube sa mi zdala ako večnosť
Ak som v ten večer s tebou nedal fotku ani reč
Tak dnes už vieš podľa všetkého prečo
Neobzeráme sa za seba, skáčeme do káry
V spätnom zrkadle spomínaný bavorák za nami
Neviem, aké mali s nami tie debilné hlavy plány
Ale našťastie to tesne pred diaľnicou vzdali
Žiadne deväťdesiate, nožíky a samopal
Ale tomu mestu sa radšej dodnes vyhýbam
A nikdy pred tým som nebol taký šťastný pri pohľade na zelenú tabuľu s nadpisom
«Bratislava»
Môj panelák, moja brána, môj gauč
Môj panelák, moja brána, môj gauč
Wau, tento track sa ubral trocha iným smerom
Ale napriek tomu je tu Bigboy Gleb stále s tebou (Yeah boy)
Toto neni vypalovák
Žiadny tvrdý bass, ani tvrdý kopák
Ale dobre vieš, že aj toto som ja, mhm
A moje blbé príbehy 2, okay
Toto neni vypalovák
Žiadny tvrdý bass, ani tvrdý kopák
Ale dobre vieš, že aj toto som ja, mhm
A moje blbé príbehy 2, okay
(Gauč storytelling)

(translation)

This rhymes, it's like a movie
Spitting the vision they see
There man, you know what I mean
This will not be a burner
No hard bass, no hard kick
But you know very well that this is me too, hmm
And my stupid stories 2, okay
This will not be a burner
No hard bass, no hard kick
But you know very well that this is me too, hmm
And my stupid stories 2, okay
I risked health for culture
For example, when I organized a party in the summer
In an unnamed club and in an unnamed city
On the same day as a pseudo-mafia kid
I received threatening text messages all day
Hell, if I don't cancel the show, I'll get the balls
To tell you the truth, I didn't add weight to it
Unless there was a car park in front of the hotel
Four cephalothoraxes burst into my hotel room
The biggest one of them started dictating to me how it would be
«Listen, my son has a birthday party
There is no bigger person than him around here
Because of him, we rented a big discotheque
The whole city must be there
Your stupid concert is ruining our schedule
So pack up, bye, cancel the event and I don't want to hear a word from you"
He had the vocabulary of a first grader
I knew that explaining something to him would not be easy
I started bullshitting about my fans being another target
"Your son's celebration will be the same with me as without me"
But his look indicated that he did not understand a single word I said
So I said:
«Okay, I'll cancel the event and disappear»
They slammed the door, I'm sitting in the room sweating
Me and my gang wanted to back off
We drove out of town to the first pump
I sit quietly in the back and think for a long time
Ten minutes before the show I decided to give it a go
Despite the threats, we went back
I'm as pale as a vampire, my hands are clapping until I rush to the stage
I gave a concert like a boss, that's enough, now we have to run away
I take cash at the gate and fill my pocket
That hour at the club seemed like an eternity
If I didn't take a picture or a speech with you that night
Well, today you probably already know why
We don't look back, we jump into the bandwagon
The aforementioned Bavarian behind us in the rearview mirror
I don't know what those morons had planned for us
But luckily they gave up just before the highway
No nineties, knives and a machine gun
But I prefer to avoid that city to this day
And I've never been so happy looking at a green title board before
«Bratislava»
My block of flats, my gate, my couch
My block of flats, my gate, my couch
Wow, this track went in a bit of a different direction
But still Bigboy Gleb is still with you (Yeah boy)
This is not a burner
No hard bass, no hard kick
But you know very well that this is me too, hmm
And my stupid stories 2, okay
This is not a burner
No hard bass, no hard kick
But you know very well that this is me too, hmm
And my stupid stories 2, okay
(Couch storytelling)