Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Opening, artist - George Carlin. Album song It's Bad For Ya, in the genre Date of issue: 31.03.2008
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Laugh.com
Song language: English
Opening |
| Thank you. |
| Thank you. |
| Thank you. |
| I’d like to begin… I’d like to… Thank you. |
| Thank you. |
| I’d like to begin by saying fuck Lance Armstrong. |
| Fuck him and his balls and his bicycles and his steroids and his yellow shirts and the dumb, empty expression on his face. |
| I’m tired of that asshole. |
| And while you’re at it fuck Tiger Woods, too. |
| There’s another jack-off I can do without. |
| I’m tired of being told who to admire in this country. |
| Aren’t you sick of being told who your heroes ought to be? |
| You know? |
| Being told who you ought to be looking up to. |
| I’ll choose my own heroes, thank you very much. |
| And fuck Dr. Phil, too. |
| Dr. Phil said I should express my emotions, so that’s what I’m doing. |
| Now, since the last time I rolled through these parts, and I do roll through with some frequency. |
| I’m a little bit like herpes. |
| I keep coming back. |