Translation of the song lyrics El funeral - Fito & Fitipaldis

El funeral (original)

Hoy es un día que jamás podré olvidar
La gente se arrodilla y mira:
Hoy es mi funeral
Yo no quiero que me traigan ramos
Lo que quiero es que no me coman los gusanos
Un señor con ojos rojos
Interpreta muy bien el papel:
«Pobre chico, vaya desgracia
Dios se apiade de él»
Y en el fondo piensa
«él se lo ha buscado
Era un sinvergüenza
Seguro que estaba drogado»

El funeral (translation)

Today is a day that I can never forget
People kneel and watch:
today is my funeral
I don't want them to bring me bouquets
What I want is that the worms don't eat me
A man with red eyes
He plays the role very well:
"Poor boy, what a disgrace
God have mercy on him"
And deep down he thinks
«he has asked for it
he was a scoundrel
Sure he was drugged »