Lyrics of Um klade valja - Dubioza Kolektiv

Um klade valja (original)

I kad završiš fakultet opet moraš dati guze
Može i drugačije, za one neprivlačnije
Tada ćeš i zadnju marku da izvučeš
Za kovertu para veza se povuče
'Šta se sve rodi u mutnoj vodi?'
Dok učiš da plivaš taj moto te vodi
Naš mentalitet ima jedan kvalitet
Da te jebe u zdrav mozak sve dok ima imunitet
Džaba ti škola s njom možeš da se pariš
Džaba ti fakultet, na birou ćeš da stariš
Džaba diploma na zid da je staviš
Džaba ti sve, dok ne otvoriš novčanik
Bez obzira dal sistem se zvao komunizam
Slobodno tržište, kapitalizam
Jedna je konstanta jako relevantna
Ovdje uvijek vlada vječni nepotizam
Pola milijona na birou
Šta treba da se desi da se pameti dozovu
Torovi su puni, ovce su na broju
A oni samo šute i čekaju stoju
REF:
Um klade valja štela caruje
Poso ćeš da dobiješ kad masno daruješ
Ponovo da platiš sve što te slijeduje
Budi dio stada, za to se opredjeljuješ
GUITAR SOLO
Ko će kome, ko svoj svome
Može i bez škole, može bez diplome
A onda kud koji, mili moji
Za sve one bez štele tarifa postoji
Krv nije voda, ruka ruku mije
Tako biti će i sutra, tako bilo je i prije
Zakon i pravda to vode ne pije
Moje pleme, moj rod, niko dirati ne smije
Ta ustaljena praksa ima svoj identitet
Mito i korupcija njen glavni su epitet
Naš mentalitet ima jedan kvalitet
Da te jebe u zdrav mozak sve dok ima imunitet
REF:
Um klade valja štela caruje
Poso ćeš da dobiješ kad masno daruješ
Ponovo da platiš sve što te slijeduje
Budi dio stada, za to se opredjeljuješ

(translation)

And when you finish college you have to give your butt again
It can be different, for the less attractive ones
Then you will get the last stamp
For the envelope, the pair of ties is pulled
'What is born in muddy water?'
As you learn to swim, that motto guides you
Our mentality has one quality
To fuck you in a healthy brain as long as he has immunity
You can mate with her for free school
It's a waste of college, you'll grow old at the bureau
It's useless to put a diploma on the wall
It's all in vain until you open your wallet
Whether or not the system was called communism
Free market, capitalism
One constant is very relevant
Eternal nepotism always reigns here
Half a million at the bureau
What needs to happen is to remember the dose
The pens are full, the sheep are numbered
And they just keep quiet and wait to stand
REF:
The mind of the stake is worth the king
You will get a job when you donate fat
Again to pay for everything that follows you
Be a part of the herd, that's what you choose
GUITAR SOLO
Who will to whom, who to his own
Maybe without school, maybe without a degree
And then where, my dear
There is a tariff for all those without a stele
Blood is not water, hand washes hands
It will be the same tomorrow, it was the same before
Law and justice do not drink that water
My tribe, my family, no one is allowed to touch it
This established practice has its own identity
Bribery and corruption are its main epithets
Our mentality has one quality
To fuck you in a healthy brain as long as he has immunity
REF:
The mind of the stake is worth the king
You will get a job when you donate fat
Again to pay for everything that follows you
Be a part of the herd, that's what you choose