Translation of the song lyrics Rijaliti - Dubioza Kolektiv

Rijaliti (original)

Na pijaci sam jucer, prod’o kravu i traktor
Da mogu da se prijavim na onaj X-Factor
Zbogom poljoprivredi kajmaku i palenti
Odoh i ja majko tamo gdje su talenti
Zaboravicu stale i domacu hranu
Sad ce raja da me gleda na malom ekranu
A cijenjeni ce ziri prepoznat' vrlo vjesto
Da imam neku zicu da imam ono nesto
(ja imam ono nesto)
Rekao sam zbogom zemljoradnickim mukama
Od mikrofona necu dobit' zuljeve na rukama
Na estradnom nebu svima sunce sija
Kad zvijezda mozes biti ti sto ne bi mog’o i ja
Preselicu se u grad zivjecu u stanu
Gleda ce me cijela Bosna na svakom kanalu
A cijenjeni ce ziri prepoznat' vrlo vjesto
Da imam neku zicu da imam ono nesto
(ja imam ono nesto)
Nemoj mala plakati
Niti za mnom zaliti
Necu ti se vratiti
Odo' u rijaliti
O, o, odo' u rijaliti
Ne treba vam stranka ni omiljena partija
Glasajte za mene to je demokratija
S jednim SMS-om ti mi omoguci
Da i moje lice poznato ti zvuci
Postacu ja popularan nikad nije kasno
Sa TV-a pozdravljacu svoje selo glasno
Maksuz selam rodbini i svima sto me znaju
Hej Bosno, Bosno
Rodni kraju
O, o, odo' u rijaliti
U svakom rijalitiju
Ja bih dobro pros’o
Al' na farmu ne idem
Otamo sam dos’o

Rijaliti (translation)

I was at the market yesterday, selling a cow and a tractor
That I can sign up for that X-Factor
Goodbye to agriculture cream and polenta
My mother and I go where the talents are
I will forget about home-made food
Now heaven will be watching me on the small screen
And the esteemed jury will recognize it very skillfully
That I have some wire to have that something
(I have that something)
I said goodbye to the agony of farming
I won't get blisters on my hands from the microphone
The sun is shining on everyone in the pop sky
When you can be a star, you can't be one
I will move to the city and live in an apartment
The whole of Bosnia will be watching me on every channel
And the esteemed jury will recognize it very skillfully
That I have some wire to have that something
(I have that something)
Don't cry baby
Nor water for me
I won't come back to you
Go to reality
Oh, oh, go to reality
You don’t need a party or a favorite party
Vote for me it is a democracy
With one SMS you allow me
Yes and my face familiar sounds to you
It's never too late to become popular
I will greet my village loudly from the TV
I greet my relatives and everyone who knows me
Hey Bosnia, Bosnia
Homeland
Oh, oh, go to reality
In every reality show
I would be fine
But I'm not going to the farm
That's where I came from