Lyrics Shoehorn with Teeth - Da Vinci's Notebook

Shoehorn with Teeth - Da Vinci's Notebook
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Date of issue: 14.01.2021
Song language: English

Shoehorn with Teeth

He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
People should get beat up
For statin' their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there’s no such thing
He asks a girl
If they can both sit in a chair
But he doesn’t get nervous
She’s not really there
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there’s no such thing
Tour the world
In a heavy metal band
But they run out of petrol
The plane can never land
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
People should get beat up
For stealin' their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there’s no such thing
What’s the sense
In ever thinking 'bout the tomb
When you’re much too busy
Returning to the womb?
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
People should get beat up
For skatin' like the Leafs
He wants a shoehorn
The kind with teeth
'Cause he knows there’s no such thing

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