Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song I Wish I Were , by - Da Vinci's Notebook. Song from the album Brontosaurus, in the genre Release date: 05.02.2010
Record label: Orchard
Song language: English
I Wish I Were |
| I wish I were a bird |
| 'Cause if I were a bird then I could take wing high above you |
| You could watch my white wings flap |
| And I could take a great big crap on anyone who tried to hurt you |
| But then I’d have to desert you |
| Flying southward in the fall… |
| I don’t want to be a bird after all |
| I wish I were a dog |
| 'Cause if I were a dog then I’d do tricks to show I love you |
| I could run and fetch the stick |
| And I could sit right down and lick my privates when your Mom came over |
| But if I was your Rover |
| You’d have my testicles recalled… |
| I don’t want to be a dog after all |
| Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai |
| Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai |
| Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai |
| Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai |
| I wish I were a deer |
| 'Cause if I were a deer then we could play out in the forest |
| 'Til you shot me by mistake |
| Then you would carve me into steak with a touch so sweet and gentle |
| Keep my head as a memento |
| Hangin' in the upstairs hall… |
| I don’t want to be a deer after all |
| I wish I were a monkey |
| 'Cause if I were a monkey, I could be your furry jester |
| And whenever you were blue |
| You’d come and see me at the zoo; |
| my antics would be reassurin' |
| But I would always reek of urine |
| And throw my feces at the wall… |
| I don’t want to be a monkey |
| I don’t want to be a monkey |
| No I don’t wanna be no monkey after all |
| Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai |
| Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai |
| Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai |
| Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai |