![I Wish I Were - Da Vinci's Notebook](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/328475249573925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 05.02.2010
Record label: Orchard
Song language: English
I Wish I Were |
I wish I were a bird |
'Cause if I were a bird then I could take wing high above you |
You could watch my white wings flap |
And I could take a great big crap on anyone who tried to hurt you |
But then I’d have to desert you |
Flying southward in the fall… |
I don’t want to be a bird after all |
I wish I were a dog |
'Cause if I were a dog then I’d do tricks to show I love you |
I could run and fetch the stick |
And I could sit right down and lick my privates when your Mom came over |
But if I was your Rover |
You’d have my testicles recalled… |
I don’t want to be a dog after all |
Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai |
Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai |
Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai |
Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai |
I wish I were a deer |
'Cause if I were a deer then we could play out in the forest |
'Til you shot me by mistake |
Then you would carve me into steak with a touch so sweet and gentle |
Keep my head as a memento |
Hangin' in the upstairs hall… |
I don’t want to be a deer after all |
I wish I were a monkey |
'Cause if I were a monkey, I could be your furry jester |
And whenever you were blue |
You’d come and see me at the zoo; |
my antics would be reassurin' |
But I would always reek of urine |
And throw my feces at the wall… |
I don’t want to be a monkey |
I don’t want to be a monkey |
No I don’t wanna be no monkey after all |
Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai |
Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai |
Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai |
Lai da dai, lai da dai, lai da dai |
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