Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Internet Porn, artist - Da Vinci's Notebook. Album song Brontosaurus, in the genre Date of issue: 05.02.2010
Record label: Orchard
Song language: English
Internet Porn |
| Back in the not-too-distant past |
| When I would need a quick repast |
| Or a temporary break from my agenda |
| Off to the bedroom I would head |
| Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed |
| And sneak a peek at all the portraits of pudenda |
| My alternatives were slim |
| If I tried to find another source for sin |
| I’d have to hang out with the weirdos in the back room of my local video store |
| But last month I finally made the call |
| I got a brand new cable modem installed |
| And it opened up the floodgates on a whole new universe of Internet porn |
| (Internet porn) Roman orgy scenes |
| (Internet porn) Dominatrix queens |
| (Internet porn) Girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep |
| (Internet porn) Gross anatomy |
| (Internet porn) Pam and Tommy Lee |
| (Internet porn) When you’re given so much to choose from, who has time to sleep? |
| After my girlfriend goes to sleep |
| Then I get out of bed and down the hall I creep |
| So I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3:00 or 4:00 |
| You’ll always find me in that same tableau |
| Silhouetted by my monitor’s warm glow |
| And absorbing all the bounty from the cornucopia of Internet porn |
| (Internet porn) Barely legal teens |
| (Internet porn) Naughty figurines |
| (Internet porn) Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men |
| (Internet porn) Erotic Asian art |
| (Internet porn) Guys with extra parts |
| (Internet porn) I don’t think I’m ever going to see the sun again |
| (Internet porn) There’s my neighbor’s mom |
| (Internet porn) Bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like Smurfs |
| (Internet porn) Maison l’Esclavage |
| (Internet porn) Un, deux, trois menage |
| (Internet porn) Every kind of smut from every corner of the Earth |