| Whenever life gets you down
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| Keeps you wearing a frown
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| And the gravy train has left you behind…
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| And when you’re all out of hope
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| Down at the end of your rope
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| And nobody’s there to throw you a line…
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| If you ever get so low
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| That you don’t know which way to go
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| Come on and take a walk in my shoes…
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| Never worry 'bout a thing
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| Got the world on a string
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| Cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues
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| I take a look at my enormous penis
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| And my troubles start melting away
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| I take a look at my enormous penis
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| And the happy times are coming to stay
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| I gotta sing and I dance
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| When I glance in my pants
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| And the feeling’s like a sunshiney day…
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| I take a look at my enormous penis
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| And everything is going my way
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| I take a look at my enormous penis
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| And my troubles start melting away
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| I take a look at my enormous penis
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| And the happy times are coming to stay
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| Yeah I got great big amounts
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| In the place where it counts
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| And the feeling’s like a sunshiney day…
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| I take a look at my enormous penis
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| And everything is going my way
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| My trouser monster!
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| Everything is going my way…
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| My meat is murder!
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| Everything is going my way…
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| Size doesn’t matter.
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| EVERYTHING is going my WAYYY… |