Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Secret Asian Man, artist - Da Vinci's Notebook. Album song The Life and Times of Mike Fanning, in the genre Date of issue: 04.02.2010
Record label: Orchard
Song language: English
Secret Asian Man |
| There’s a man who lives a life of danger |
| He travels in our midst, but he’s a stranger |
| Los Alamos beware |
| It’s not the Russian bear |
| Odds are he was sent from Mainland China |
| Now they have technologies to start with |
| Things that we would never dare to part with |
| He grabbed our warhead tricks |
| With secret spy chopsticks |
| Then he sent them back to Mainland China |
| Secret Asian Man |
| Secret Asian Man |
| A Chinese Austin Powers |
| On a mission from Chairman Mao |
| Unless every American does his part |
| They’ll steal our Cheetos, Birkenstocks and Wal-Marts |
| And it won’t be very long |
| 'Till the pirate version of this song |
| Tops the radio charts in Mainland China |
| Sung by Secret Asian Man |
| Secret Asian Man |
| A Chinese Austin Powers |
| On a mission from Chairman Mao |
| A Chinese Austin Powers |
| On a mission from Chairman |
| Mao |
| My god — it’s full of stars |