| I love a girl
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| She fills up my whole world
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| When she appears
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| I forget Britney Spears
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| When I see her, I feel mushy
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| Robert Downey touched her tushie
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| I want to root around her pantry
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| I bet she tastes like cotton candy
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| Heather Graham
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| Heather Graham
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| Heather Graham
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| She’s so pretty
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| I’m not a freak
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| But for her I get weak
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| She’s never far
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| She’s in my VCR
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| Turn your back on Austin Powers
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| Happiness will soon be ours
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| Rollergirl, I need you near me
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| The TV’s on, why can’t you hear me?
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| Heather Graham
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| Heather Graham
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| Heather Graham
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| We’ll run away, build a house, and we’ll play
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| In the yard with our black Lab and our two Persian cats
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| I’ll make you eggs and you’ll tell me I’m great
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| And you will love me for my Shatner impression
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| And you will love me for my shiny complexion
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| And you will love me for my Star Wars collection
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| You will love
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| You will love
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| You will love me
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| I have made it my sworn duty
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| To sing the praises of her booty
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| What I would not give to rock her
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| But I can’t, so I’ll just stalk her
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| Heather Graham
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| Heather Graham
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| Heather Graham
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| Heather Graham
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| Heather Graham
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| Heather Graham
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| I’ll be waiting… |