Translation of the song lyrics El Infiernito - Calibre 50

El Infiernito (original)

Porta pañales blindados
Flexibles y aguantadores
De pechera usa un babero
Y de miel son los chupones
Pistera pura leche nido
Bien helada en biberones
Aparenta los cinco años
Pero ni aparenta cuatro
Apenas va a entrar al kinder
Y trae a todos tramados
Pobrecita la maestra
Le van hacer los mandados
Es un infiernito andando
Todo el día hace travesuras
No se queda un rato quieto
Con verlo provoca agruras
Y aunque no sale de casa
Pa' contar ahí aventuras
Quiebra tira y desparpaja
Todo lo que va encontrando
Lo que no aplasta se come
Basura chicles pegados
Parece una aspiradora
No deja nada tirado
Es de muy pocas palabras
Todavía no sabe hablar
Arregla todo en caliente
No entiende que es alegar
El nomas hecha mordidas
Pobre el que lo haga enojar
Rompe todo tira y todo
Ya sea líquidos o polvos
Con un tenedor va y pica
Los enchufes y los hoyos
Y si se encuentra un plumón
Eso si es la perdición
Aguja babi adiós
Se despide el infiernito
Tráiganla un Gerber de frutas
Y un Bibi bien heladito
Chaka chaka chaka chaka
Aquí acaba el corridito

El Infiernito (translation)

Armored Diaper Carrier
Flexible and durable
He wears a bib on his chest
And the suckers are made of honey
Pista pure milk nest
Very cold in bottles
He looks five years old
But he doesn't even look like four
He's just going to enter kindergarten
And brings everyone dithered
poor teacher
they are going to do the errands
It's a walking hell
All day he does mischief
He doesn't sit still for a while
Seeing it causes heartburn
And although she does not leave the house
To tell there adventures
Bankruptcy toss and fro
All that she finds
What does not crush is eaten
rubbish chewing gum stuck
She looks like a vacuum cleaner
Does not leave anything lying
It is very few words
She still can't speak
fix everything hot
She doesn't understand what it is to argue
He just made bites
Poor the one who makes him angry
Break everything strip and everything
Either liquid or powder
With a fork she goes and chops
plugs and holes
And if a down is found
That is the downfall
needle baby goodbye
Little hell bids farewell
Bring her a fruit gerber
And a very cold Bibi
Chaka chaka chaka chaka
Here ends the run