Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song How to Get a Number One Song, artist - Boyinaband. Album song How to Get a Number One Song, in the genre ПопDate of issue: 30.06.2014
Record label: David Brown
Song language: English
How to Get a Number One Song |
| I have a dream to make the best pop song that the world has ever seen |
| But everything (-thing, -thing, -thing, -thing) |
| Every song I release-lease-lease, it doesn’t even get in the top 17 |
| Even though I made the chord progression bland and predictable |
| Stick to same note when I sing and I’ll |
| Periodically throw in meaningless syllables (Eh, eh, eh) |
| It’s vague enough to relate to, I can make you bang the bass with a great tune |
| I can make a catchy synth pattern on my strangely small keyboard (Eh, eh, eh) |
| It’s not too heavy, it’s not too light (Light) |
| Just edgy enough for the clubs but not so much that people won’t go and buy |
| But though it’s perfect, I don’t know why |
| My song won’t get to number one |
| 'Cause you didn’t get a Swedish guy to produce it |
| A Swedish guy to write your song |
| A Swedish guy to produce it |
| You won’t climb up the charts without a -berg, -ström, or a -sson |
| So why do I need a Swedish guy? |
| We’re top of the pops, look on Wikipedi-eye |
| Brittany, Pink, you guys made the hits |
| Let me change this bit, å, ä, ö |
| You’re gonna be major rich from these scenes |
| Yeah, we got the seventh largest GDP |
| And the most hit tricks per capita |
| So make the beat trap and and add a sax here |
| Woah, that beat is cash -- No, that beat is Krona |
| And I pay my relatively high taxes just with my strangely small keyboard |
| Sweden’s just the best at making all the pop |
| I don’t know why, but Swedish people have a way of getting to the top |
| You need Swedish guy to produce it |
| A Swedish guy to write your song |
| If something’s new in electronic music |
| Just take it from Beatport and put it after this part |
| Falk and Rami took on One Direction |
| Made their chart positions go up like the wrong inflection |
| Denniz Pop made Cheiron, took the charts and jacked them |
| Max Martin’s on more number ones than Michael Jackson |
| Yo, Ishi bringing British pop to the mainstream |
| Redone went gaga with his insane beats |
| Shellback’s jams got a rock flair |
| Makes a stronger correlation between talent and long hair |
| Alternative bands give thanks to Jay Orpin |
| And you’ve got Bogren, Thordendal, and Nordstrom |
| Avicii went to new levels -- Wait, what? |
| I almost forgot, we’re even better at metal |
| Ah! |
| You produce this? |
| In the pit or in the clubs, it’s still our music |
| Every country that came and tried, they lost |
| Because it’s just not the same without the sideways cross |
| So get a Swedish guy to produce it |
| A Swedish guy to write your song |
| But saying that is ironic |
| Because Swedish people don’t tend to be patriotic |