| This is my rubber ducky
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| He is cute, he is sexy
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| Aren’t you jealous of my ducky?
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| He was five bucks
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| This duck’s a whore
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| If you’re ever feeling lonely and feeling blue
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| You know what to do
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| Buy a ducky
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| Buy a ducky
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| Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend
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| Rubber ducky love will never end
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| Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend
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| Rubber ducky love will never end
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| My ducky farts rainbows, my ducky shits halos
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| My ducky pisses flowers and he likes to take showers
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| Would you like to take a bath with me?
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| With me and my rubber ducky
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| You bring the water, I’ll bring the bubbles
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| Tonight will be great
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| On a rubber ducky date
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| If you’re ever feeling lonely and feeling blue
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| You know what to do
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| Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend
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| Rubber ducky love will never end
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| Dump your boyfriend, dump your girlfriend
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| Rubber ducky love will never end
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| If your mom hates you, buy a ducky
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| Buy a ducky
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| If you have a small penis, buy a ducky
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| If you hate eating broccoli, buy a ducky
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| If you cried during Toy Story 3, buy a ducky
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| If you want to beat hookers with sausages, buy a ducky
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| If your cat pissed in your bed, buy a ducky
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| Quack break down
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| Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
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| Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
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| Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
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| Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
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| Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
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| Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
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| Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
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| Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
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| Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
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| Quack, quack, quack, qu-quack, quack, qu-quack
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| Your life sucks
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| Without a duck |