Lyrics Battlefield vs Call of Duty Rap Battle - Boyinaband, Jackfrags

Battlefield vs Call of Duty Rap Battle

This from a game whose biggest selling point is fish A. I?
You’re the least innovative of the game franchises same game every year
What, have your fanboys got Alzheimer?
Yeah, Cause the way I see every game since '04 could have been DLC
Oh did I say '04, I go further back in time, you’re based of the quake engine
from 1999
OH 1999!
Shit Dawg, that’s as old as this song we stole this beat from
Oh, No, I’m losing this battle, man I’m failing I’m trough wait, oh yeah,
I got 70 million more players than you
And did you have a single player campaign I can’t remember?
I don’t quite
understand how people think you’re a contender
I’ve got: Soap, Price, Ghost damn such memorable men and you’ve got umm… uh…
wait… oh who were they again?
Yo, who cares about protagonists and A. I characters It’s all about the
multiplayer real people, real battles bitch!
Yeh, well nice try with Bad Company but no cigar
Well I’d rather no cigar than no DICE, and while talking about memorable what
was your theme tune?
MY THEME TUNE RULES!
Oh, you mean the one you stole from Terminator 2?
You can take your perks fool, circle jerk too, I aim with skill,
knife up in your grill, next
Yeah, Well on my death bed my grenade will drop like Skrillex (Dubstep plays)
Yeah, I tried your game once, logged on spawned in it, all the vehicles were
taken so I walked for four minutes
To get one hit killed by an RPG from some gay bitch and ran over by my own team
with a jeep, so I rage quit!
Yeh, I tried your game too, it was really bad, couldn’t hear shit over the
screaming kids calling me a queer fag
And by the time I muted, I was stuck in the spawn, mince meat because some
prestige 4 year old was on killlll streakkkk
Your matches suck, It’s just a violent bloodbath, but I’ve got more style than
your Price’s mustache
Yo, where’s you mustache Battlefield I must ask?!
My players don’t need to compensate for what they can’t have, and graphics?
HUH
Ghosts looks antique, you call it Next-Gen?
I call it last week!
So fuck off!
and go and find your manhood, cause with Frostbite 3 you know I
look damn good
To play you need a beastly PC, DICE, wanna stop misleading your geeks?
Not every gamers wallet or their bank is so massive for a top spec PC to run
with maximum graphics
And jeez battlefield for an fps your fps sucks, how many frames you clock on a
console, 10?
well fuck
Stop living in the past come to Next-Gen where we’re the best then where we
clock a hot 60fps man
And 64 simultaneous players
But in this Gen you’re only 24 that’s a failure to gamers!
Well you’ve got that static map design that barely changes, I’m about them real
battlefields, big open spaces!
And explain how a game, that is claiming to have such a realistic dog could be
such a fake BITCH!
This rap battles no clever man It’s audacious, when you’ve got Rhianna and I’ve
got Eminem on my trailers
And what’ve you got to offer in this Next-Gen dawg?
cause whatever it is It’s
not good as my Next-Gen dog
He took out a helicopter man, that’s a violent stray poochie!
Oh shit, what is, this a Michael Bay movie?
that’s just a cutscene from your
campaign, for me, that kinda shit happens in-game
So I’ll blow a skyscraper up, Jihad Jeep!
While you use the same damn gun week
after week
You are the kill streak in my land, you pilot the plane not call it in on and
ear piece on an iPad
My nah could do that, that’s how it seems to me
I wanna teach you a word «Accessibility», remember «Fun»?
have you even played
a game before?
You think you know battles?
you can’t even beat me in a sales war!
Or is it the most elitist fags I killed?
Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum only in Battlefield
You’re just jealous of my K’s to D’s
Nah, you’re all «Me, Me, Me» I’m taking care of my team
Let’s settle this like a man son
Wait why are we rapping, we have guns (Shooting at each other)