| Ahhh! |
| Such a beautiful day
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| The sun’s shining in a beautiful way
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| Gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and
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| Life is ultimately meaningless
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| …Uhh…
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| But I’ll get out of the house
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| Get on the road, top down, hands out
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| Put on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm
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| The planet’s being destroyed by your carbon emissions
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| But I- I-, I’ll head to class
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| Try my best on every test 'til I pass
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| And my grades are screaming in my face: Ayyyy
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| Ninety-eight percent of what you learn is a waste
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| I get to hang out with all my friends
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| My friends are the friendliest friends
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| Can’t think of a better way to spend my time
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| Your brain is flawed and all your friends will die
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| Never mind!
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| I’m alive in the greatest nation!
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| So proud of the exploitation of natives
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| This graceful bird means freedom for all
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| Tell that to the slaves and bald eagles aren’t bald
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| I can live in the moment, milk every second
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| At any time you could get clinical depression
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| But I’ll just be happy, no matter what’s in store
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| It’s quite genetic and we have no cure
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| Uh, at least
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| We are young
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| Not for long
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| Life is fun
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| It only goes downhill
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| We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
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| Or you’ll regret it
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| We are young
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| For now
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| Life is fun
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| For some people
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| We gotta make the most of it, Make the most of it
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| Good luck
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| Woo! |
| I got a brand new job today!
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| Doin stuff that’ll help the economy
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| I’ll save money and buy things at the store
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| Banks can crash and capitalism is flawed
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| And it’s all because of my hard work
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| And the thousand advantages you lucked into at birth
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| I put a lotta effort in my resume!
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| Good thing you don’t have a black person’s name
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| I’m proud to be a functioning member of society
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| Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be
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| Part of the community, contribute with my tax
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| What could possibly stop me?
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| The shrinking middle class
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| I’ve at least got a nice stable job
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| Until it’s outsourced to China or replaced by a robot
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| OH GOD- Well then I could relax a bit
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| You’ll be empty with nothing to distract from it
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| But man I’m a passionate graduate
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| I can be different and I have a career paths to pick from
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| I could be a rapper or an animator if I’m lucky
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| Neither of those will make you happy, trust me
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| I’m able to choose what I pursue
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| You’re a slave to people born richer than you
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| Then screw it, I’ll keep going in
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| Then I’ll party on the weekend and sing
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| Thanks to autotune
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| We are young
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| Not for long
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| Life is fun
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| It only goes downhill
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| We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
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| Or you’ll regret it
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| We are young
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| We still die
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| Life is fun
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| Until you DIE!
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| We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
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| Because you’ll die
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| Life is a wonder!
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| You’ll never know the answer
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| Nature is a miracle!
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| Natural disasters
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| It’s good to be alive!
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| You could wake up with cancer
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| But I’m healthy
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| Healthy people still get cancer
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| I love this show
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| It’s the last episode
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| The sun is shining
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| It’s going to explode
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| Every species is beautiful and unique though
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| Children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes
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| I met a cute girl with a ponytail
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| Statistically that relationship is going to fail
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| I have a wonderful family, it’s like no other
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| You’re not special and one day you’ll bury your mother
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| Jeez dude. |
| No matter what happens I can find a home!
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| We will all. |
| Die. |
| Alone
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| There’s amazing potential in every human on earth
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| There’s no escaping the heat death of the universe
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| I don’t have to live life based on negative parts
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| No matter how bad they are, they’re just thoughts
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| Yeah that’s fair
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| Wait really?
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| Yeah that seems reasonable
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| Wait, wait, wait, wait but you were just telling me-
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| Whatever man, I dunno, live your life how you want
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| I’m not forcing you to do anything, I’m just saying
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| Oh
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| Well in that case…
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| We are young!
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| Life is fun!
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| We gotta make the most of it! |
| Make the most of it!
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| We are young!
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| Life is fun!
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| We gotta make the most of it! |
| Make the most of it!
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| Enjoy it while it lasts |