
Date of issue: 28.06.2018
Record label: Gregory Residence
Song language: English
I Need a Wingman |
Hey, Joel |
What? |
I need a wingman |
Uh… when? |
Tonight, like, right now |
Oh, I, uh, got a business schedule of playing Mario Kart and eating guacamole, |
sorry |
Not anymore, you don’t. |
Let’s get out of here, you gotta help me see the world, |
and meet someone lovely. |
Let me put it this way |
I need a wingman for tonight |
Someone of build that brings up my height |
And if all my romances die |
Then we’ll still have each other tonight |
Okay, but, what if I need a wingman of my own |
If I’m successful, he’ll be alone |
But if I don’t find somebody |
We’ll still have each other after the party |
I need a wingman (So people see I have friends) |
I need a wingman (So I know how to blend in) |
I need a wingman (To set me up for a win) |
To help me through the night |
I need a wingman though I’m not a dude |
To make someone jealous, I’ll be talking to you |
And if I succeed, and you don’t |
You two can cry each other to sleep at home |
We all need wingmen, we’ve established that fact |
The party keeps raging if it travels with a pact |
So wherever we wanna go |
We could never end up alone |
I need a wingman (So I don’t feel insecure) |
I need a wingman (To help me walk through that door) |
I need a wingman (Ain't that what friends are for?) |
To help me through the night |
I need a wingman (So I don’t seem like a bore) |
I need a wingman (In case I pass out on the floor) |
I need a wingman (Oh, to help me weather the storm) |
To help me through the night |
And the best way to help my anxiety |
Is to know that my wingman needs me |
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