Lyrics Pepperoni Pizza - The Gregory Brothers, Roomie

Pepperoni Pizza

I knew that she was meant for me
When she appeared as a pepperoni pizza
It was a vision sent to me
A human woman as a pepperoni pizza
Oh, the way she looks, the way she smiles
Makes all my mistakes on the way worthwhile
It seems just like destiny
That she appeared as a pepperoni pizza
And I wrote our whole life story
Before we even spoke
Saw us raising pizza babies
From a fresh, baby pizza dough
Stand side-by-side for life like we were wrapped in a calzone
Living out our final days in a Tupperware nursing home
I knew that I was meant for her
When she said I smelled just like guacamole
It was the hottest thing I ever heard
So I said she smelled like ravioli
Oh, the way she looks, the way she smiles
Makes all my mistakes on the way worthwhile
A picture’s worth a thousand words
And this picture was a pepperoni pizza
And I wrote our whole life story
Before we even spoke
Yeah, she’s the avocado
I’m the lucky chip dipping in the bowl
Staying side-by-side for life until we end up in the compost
We can decompose together, help another avocado tree grow