Lyrics Modern Ghosts - Aziz Ansari

Modern Ghosts

I like ghosts though
Whenever you hear about ghosts, it’s always the same kind of stories you know
Ghosts wearing old timey clothes
Ghost turning my lights on and off
Ghosts turning my faucet on and off, Ghost!
I’m tryna sleep!
Ok, alright, take it easy, these people died a hundred of years ago.
They’ve never seen running water before!
They’re blown away!
Theyre just sitting there like Pshhh!
Pshh!
Pshh!
Where is the well!
How is the water getting here?
Other ghost!
Come look over here!
Now it’s dark, now it’s not, Now it’s dark, now it’s not.
They’re not going booo, theyre going ooooh
Modern advances
I hope I see a ghost at some point, cuz if i see a ghost it would be very
interesting, cuz I live in a modern building, a newer building, so if i saw a
ghost, it would be a modern ghost, you know
I would wake up in the middle of the night, there would be a dude in the corner,
texting… boo!
Those would be the best ghost, those would be the best ghost stories
You come home one day, turn on your tv, look on your netflix
Madmen season 5?
previous reviewed, i never watched- ghost!
They’re on season 5!
Those would be the best ghost.
You wake up in the middle of the night,
some ghost standing over your bed, what’s your wifi password?
That was a long tangent on ghost, but…