Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Babies , by - Aziz AnsariRelease date: 02.02.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Babies |
| I just booked this venue for this date |
| And I’ll now have an act by then I don’t |
| Ah No it’s going to be really good I have one prepared which is really |
| convenient because were filming and everything ah so let’s begin |
| I turn 30 years old this year. |
| Yes it’s been a good year |
| I have found this year to be the year a lot of my friends have begun getting |
| serious about their lives |
| they call me up they say serious things |
| They’re be like Aziz, you’re not to believe it I just had a baby and I always |
| have the same reaction I always go hahahahaha-ha |
| that sucks |
| I’m so sorry that happened |
| why were you not using condoms or birth-control |
| you’re going to have to take care that thing forever |
| alright well I’ll talk to you later |
| I got to go do literally anything I want cause |
| I don’t have a baby. |
| So all my options are still options |
| Hate those phone calls and also those emails to friends send these emails to |
| attach a photo of the baby the right something to welcome the baby |
| Hey everyone welcome Lindsey to the universe |
| I always write back unsubscribe |
| Yeah I don’t recall signing up for this mailing list |
| Please remove me from all future updates |
| Know if you excuse me on Going to throw your baby in my trash |
| And now everybody has videocameras on their phone and everything so you get |
| videos of the baby’s |
| Every single video I got is exactly the same thing thought |
| Kid shows up on the screen |
| Ah ah ah umm umm |
| End of clip that’s the amazing footage they needed to share with everyone |
| Brian’s first steps |
| Look I walk all the time I’m not impressed |
| I’m going to start sending my own clips back look at the shit |
| Brian has nothing on this |
| he has no swagger in his step |
| He almost fell down after three steps |
| Meanwhile I’m running advanced shit I can high step I can run if I want too I |
| can even tiptoeing behind Brian and push him on the ground and then step on him |
| with my next step |
| so that’s how advanced as my shit is |
| Some of these people are not ready to have kids either |
| You know you ever have friends like that are about to have kids you’re like |
| what no they’re dumb why |
| I have a friend he got married recently he’s kind of a goofball I asked him hey |
| your not going to have kids are you |
| Maybe next year I was like dude you still have a chain wallet |
| You can’t have a chain wallet and a kid at the same time |
| ah if your wallet is causing you so much problem you have to chain it to your |
| person |
| you’re not ready to bring life into the world |
| if you go to like pay for the baby with a chain wallet they should be like oh |
| no no no no we got to put this one back whoop |
| I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility |
| «If someone came up to me with a baby like, 'Hey, you’ve gotta look out for |
| this baby,' I’d be like, 'Sorry, I’ve got my own things going on right now. |
| I don’t have time to look out for this little brown baby.' |
| In this scenario |
| I’m assuming it’s a little Indian baby. |
| If it was a white baby I’d be like, |
| 'Get that thing away from me! |
| It’s disgusting!' |
| White babies are gross, man! |
| I’m sorry! |
| They’re like regular babies that aren’t ripe yet. |