| Working at the bank and counting out the money for no thanks
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| Going down the drain she’s only got herself to blame
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| Going round in circles arriving back at where she’s coming from
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| Life for Miss Judy surely can’t be any fun
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| She bends down and whispers things in your ear
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| But Judy girl that’s not the kind of things I wanna hear
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| Oh oh oh, hit and miss Judy
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| The world’s only here for girls like you to be rude in it
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| Oh oh oh, hit and miss Judy
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| Keep on trying you’re sure to fire off a direct hit
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| Working all day for the pleasure of beholding a heaven on earth
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| Life for Miss Judy it’s an endless succession of physical jerks
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| Blown with all the elegant charm of a monogrammed handkerchief
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| Judy stands serene in a palace of sin beyond her wildest dreams
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| She bends down and whispers things in your ear
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| But Judy girl that’s not the kind of things I wanna hear
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| Oh oh oh, hit and miss Judy
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| The world’s only here for girls like you to be rude in it
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| Oh oh oh, hit and miss Judy
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| Keep on trying you’re sure to fire off a direct hit |
| Sometimes she thinks she’ll get away with it
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| She might just hit the target
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| But Judy girl I wish you’d call it a day
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| Oh my darling you’re so alarming
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| She scares me to death with the effort of trying to be everybody’s friend
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| I see they’ve regrouped on the highway now and everyone involved
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| Is going round the bend
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| But when Judy takes aim you won’t be seeing anyone for miles and miles
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| 'Cause if Judy hits the target you’re guaranteed to be paralysed
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| And then she’ll bend down and whisper things in your ear
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| But Judy girl that’s not the kind of things I wanna hear
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| Oh oh oh, hit and miss Judy
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| The world’s only here for girls like you to be rude in it
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| Oh oh oh, hit and miss Judy
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| Keep on trying you’re sure to fire off a direct hit |