Lyrics Read Her - Willam

Read Her

I wrote down adjectives and nouns,
scribbled words and verbs
and then shopped it 'round.
Sold it for sixty more thousand bucks
than I have.
(What? Like writing books is hard?)
And when you read it
you’ll agree that it will lead you
down a path so bad.
This «game show fad.»
Balls out, no double entendre.
(I know Entendre! She’s a bitch.)
Pre-chorus:
I might just spill some T.
About this dude who’s on TV.
(I have no clue who you’re talking about)
His producer’s dick is huge.
And I know because I tasted his splooge.
You tried to make me behave.
You shooshed and shushed all the fun away,
but fuck you I’m not a Ru-Girl who’s some cliché.
In here I’ll make it clear
why I’m a superstar who will go far
on my own, suck my bone
as I walk away.
Oh, read her.
Oh, read all this alphanumerically.
Oh, read her.
Oh, your mess sucks less each and every page.
You read here for some makeup tips
and I won’t omit how to pop your zits.
Your fucked mug looks better
with my book held right here.
I’ll show you how you can steal a man
or cheat on exams and then pull some scams.
You need three D’s to fill up your life.
(Dick, drag, drugs)
Pre-chorus:
I’m just like Wikileaks,
but my dicks' up in my ass cheeks.
Oh, and B.T.W.
You wanna tuck?
That’s in chapter 2
(It's actually chapter 17)
If some bitch tries to step to you,
use your RBF as a countermove.
An RBF is conveiently defined back in the back of the book with all the words
and what they mean.
Counterattack with my paperback,
really beat that ass,
but leave good feedback, please
on Amazon for the.?.
all this shit
in this god damn fucking book!
UHHNN
Oh, read her.
Oh, read all this alphanumerically.
Oh, read her.
Oh, your mess sucks less each and every page.