| They always want me to explain
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| How’d you tuck, girl?
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| Drag queens do it, some trans the same
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| We’re all tuckers!
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| Gender’s a mystery
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| My dick is history!
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| With tuck tape!
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| Oooh
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| Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
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| Tuck tape!
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| Oooh
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| From sack to crack, snatch back that cat with
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| Tuck tape!
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| It takes a master to create a
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| True beef curtain
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| Triple A tuck tape never fails
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| That’s for certain
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| These bulgy messes
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| Succeed in dresses!
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| With tuck tape!
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| Oooh
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| Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
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| Tuck tape!
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| Oooh
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| Scrotal skin is real damn thin so
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| Duct tape!
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| Oooh no!
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| She sure tried it!
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| That bubble gum
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| You can’t deny it
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| WHAT TO DO JUST GRAB ONTO SOME
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| TUCK TAPE! |
| (Oooh)
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| Tuck tape!
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| Oooh
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| Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
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| Tuck tape!
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| Oooh
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| Grey duct tape is so damn late, wear
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| Tuck tape!
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| Watch behind you
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| Your tuck is loose and
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| We can see your balls now, Mary
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| WHAT TO DO JUST GRAB ONTO SOME
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| Tuck tape!
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| Oooh
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| Can S-V-U report your gape with
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| Tuck tape!
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| Oooh
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| Your monster mash looks like a gash with
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| Tuck tape!
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| Oooh
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| Your VPL can go to hell with
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| Tuck tape!
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| Oooh
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| Not Ace of Base on cassette tape
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| I’m talkin' 'bout tape that you use to hide your genitals!
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| Okay I think I’ve got it!
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| Pull this stunt on your boy front
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| And Donald Trump will grab your-
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| Courtney!
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| That residue comes off with lube or glue gone
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| Actually, you know, I prefer using organic cold-pressed, fair trade,
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| sustainable, gluten-free, Kösher, non-GMO, vegan, Halal, locally sourced
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| coconut oil. |
| I mean coconut oil is just amazing, there’s nothing you can’t do
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| with it, I cook with it, I pull with it, I lube up my body with it,
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| if you’re in a committed, loving, safe relationship, you can also use it as a.
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| Tuck tape |