Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The T, artist - Alaska Thunderfuck. Date of issue: 13.10.2016
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
The T |
| My name is Alaska Thunderfuck |
| And I have something to say… |
| I like black tea, I like black D |
| I never touched Tina, and that’s the T |
| I know on What’s the Tee?, I said that I don’t drink |
| So you bitches probably don’t even know what to think |
| When you see me in the club gettin' crunk |
| Acting stupid, getting drunk |
| I got a hundred problems, drinkin' ain’t one |
| I tried to quit drinking but it’s too much fun |
| I keep it cute and I act my age |
| And you’re never ever gonna see me drunk on stage |
| It’s a new dawn, it’s a new age |
| Metallica, turn the page |
| Turn the page, turn the page |
| Chun Li, Streets of Rage |
| I smashed some pumpkins, rat in a cage |
| Let’s pay women an equal wage |
| No seriously |
| What the fuck |
| Now lets talk about my exes |
| I cheated on Sharon with a guy in Texas |
| I’m just kidding he was really in Florida |
| But what the fuck fucking rhymes with Florida? |
| We were good together but we’re better apart |
| And I learned a lot from that broken heart |
| Sharon and Chad, I’m happy for you |
| Cerrone the Cat I fucking miss you boo |
| Not every breakup turned out so well |
| I put a lot of really nice guys through some fucked up hell |
| But then there was this one guy… Girl… |
| And if you have Reddit, you probably know all about this already… |
| Uh… |
| This psycho ex got heavy handed |
| Tried to Death Star my whole fucking planet |
| Talkin' shit, droppin' names |
| Screen cappin', playin' games |
| I’ve had it, officially! |
| The bitch tried to really really come for me! |
| He crossed me like the River Styx |
| But the sex was good cause I like small dicks… |
| (Ah ha!) |
| I’m not mad, I’m not pressed |
| The money’s on the dresser, get dressed |
| To the twunk ass messes in the meet and greet |
| Tryna treat a Ru Girl like a piece of meat |
| Ow! |
| You’re pullin' my hair, bitch! |
| You’re spillin' my dress bitch! |
| You think you’re a fan, but you’re only a mess, bitch! |
| Real fans? |
| I fucking love you |
| I’d lay myself down on the train tracks for you |
| In fact, I made this fucking record for you |
| Call me Delano, 'cause I Adore you |
| Yeah, you. |
| Specifically |
| The AAA Girls went bankrupt morally |
| Willam met some models and serviced them orally |
| He’s probably on his way to replace us quick |
| Just like he fucking did to Detox and Vic |
| Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques |
| Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques! |
| Oh, yeah, that reminds me about that thing |
| The secret I’ve been hiding like a ding-a-ling |
| I did some challenges, I won a few |
| Oh, yeah, that’s a thing called All Stars 2… |
| I can’t blame you Adore. |
| They went in really harsh that first day. |
| And if it had been me in your position, who knows? |
| I might’ve done the same thing. |
| I’m just lucky, I guess |
| I feel blessed, but I’m stressed |
| I wanna be the best, I just wanna be the best |
| A hundred thousand dollars, it ain’t that much |
| To fuck up your mind and all your friends that you trust |
| I’m sorry Coco |
| I’m sorry Tatianna |
| I’m sorry Mom, I wanna smoke some marijuana |
| And move on, cause it’s all just a game |
| And it is what it is at the end of the day |