| My name is Alaska Thunderfuck
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| And I have something to say…
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| I like black tea, I like black D
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| I never touched Tina, and that’s the T
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| I know on What’s the Tee?, I said that I don’t drink
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| So you bitches probably don’t even know what to think
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| When you see me in the club gettin' crunk
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| Acting stupid, getting drunk
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| I got a hundred problems, drinkin' ain’t one
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| I tried to quit drinking but it’s too much fun
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| I keep it cute and I act my age
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| And you’re never ever gonna see me drunk on stage
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| It’s a new dawn, it’s a new age
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| Metallica, turn the page
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| Turn the page, turn the page
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| Chun Li, Streets of Rage
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| I smashed some pumpkins, rat in a cage
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| Let’s pay women an equal wage
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| No seriously
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| What the fuck
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| Now lets talk about my exes
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| I cheated on Sharon with a guy in Texas
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| I’m just kidding he was really in Florida
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| But what the fuck fucking rhymes with Florida?
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| We were good together but we’re better apart
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| And I learned a lot from that broken heart
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| Sharon and Chad, I’m happy for you
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| Cerrone the Cat I fucking miss you boo
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| Not every breakup turned out so well
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| I put a lot of really nice guys through some fucked up hell
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| But then there was this one guy… Girl…
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| And if you have Reddit, you probably know all about this already…
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| Uh…
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| This psycho ex got heavy handed
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| Tried to Death Star my whole fucking planet
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| Talkin' shit, droppin' names
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| Screen cappin', playin' games
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| I’ve had it, officially!
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| The bitch tried to really really come for me!
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| He crossed me like the River Styx
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| But the sex was good cause I like small dicks…
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| (Ah ha!)
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| I’m not mad, I’m not pressed
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| The money’s on the dresser, get dressed
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| To the twunk ass messes in the meet and greet
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| Tryna treat a Ru Girl like a piece of meat
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| Ow! |
| You’re pullin' my hair, bitch!
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| You’re spillin' my dress bitch!
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| You think you’re a fan, but you’re only a mess, bitch!
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| Real fans? |
| I fucking love you
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| I’d lay myself down on the train tracks for you
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| In fact, I made this fucking record for you
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| Call me Delano, 'cause I Adore you
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| Yeah, you. |
| Specifically
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| The AAA Girls went bankrupt morally
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| Willam met some models and serviced them orally
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| He’s probably on his way to replace us quick
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| Just like he fucking did to Detox and Vic
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| Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques
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| Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques!
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| Oh, yeah, that reminds me about that thing
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| The secret I’ve been hiding like a ding-a-ling
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| I did some challenges, I won a few
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| Oh, yeah, that’s a thing called All Stars 2…
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| I can’t blame you Adore.
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| They went in really harsh that first day.
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| And if it had been me in your position, who knows?
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| I might’ve done the same thing.
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| I’m just lucky, I guess
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| I feel blessed, but I’m stressed
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| I wanna be the best, I just wanna be the best
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| A hundred thousand dollars, it ain’t that much
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| To fuck up your mind and all your friends that you trust
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| I’m sorry Coco
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| I’m sorry Tatianna
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| I’m sorry Mom, I wanna smoke some marijuana
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| And move on, cause it’s all just a game
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| And it is what it is at the end of the day |