Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Hieeee , by - Alaska Thunderfuck. Release date: 22.06.2015
Song language: English
Hieeee |
| Everybody |
| Welcome to the show |
| The rules of engagement are really quite simple |
| So if you could pull yourself away from Grindr for two seconds |
| Listen up |
| The use of flash photography is strictly mandatory |
| Do you think I look like this so I can exist in your feeble memory? |
| (HA!) |
| Take a picture and I’ll last forever! |
| Get your drinks now people |
| The more you drink, the prettier we look |
| Is this your boyfriend, honey? |
| Not anymore! |
| Tipping is compulsory |
| If you don’t know what compulsory means |
| I’ll spell it out for you |
| Tip. |
| These. |
| Men! |
| It takes a lot of money to look this cheap darling! |
| Be kind to your entertainers |
| If you see a flaw, squint |
| If you see a bulge, don’t be mad! |
| Some of the most beautiful women in the world have gigantic penises! |
| If you see something you don’t like |
| Something unseemly or offensive |
| Something vile or disgusting |
| We’ll be happy to take your complaints after the show! |
| At the corner of 'fuck you and go fuck yourself avenue.com!' |
| I’ll see you there! |
| Bring a sweater |
| If you think you can do better, sweetheart |
| I implore you |
| Put on a wig and mash your mouth around to other people’s music for 4 and a |
| half minutes |
| It’s not as easy as it looks! |
| Do you need a hairpiece? |
| Here, you can borrow mine! |
| Show generosity to these monstrosities! |
| Respect, kindness, compassion! |
| And most of all, whenever possible |
| Tell us we look gorgeous |
| Tell us we look gorgeous |
| Tell me I look gorgeous! |
| Do I look gorgeous? |
| (YEAH!) |
| Okay, but how about sexy? |
| (YEAH!) |
| Okay, alright, but how about sensual? |
| (YEAH!) |
| Alright, but how about breathtaking? |
| Jeez! |
| (YEAH!) |
| I swear its like pulling teeth to get a little tiny compliment out of you |
| people! |
| Now let’s review everybody! |
| Your makeup is terrible |
| If you’re not wearing nails, you’re not doing drag |
| Don’t ever touch my hair |
| Anus |
| I love your pussy |
| Give me all your money |
| Absolutely |
| Come on nature! |
| Come on natch! |
| Come on build-up! |
| OKCURRRRRRRR |
| Hieeeeeee! |
| Hieeeeeee! |
| Hieeeeeee! |
| Everybody, everywhere |
| Everybody, everywhere |
| Hieeeeeee! |
| Hiee, hiee, hieee, hieee, hiee |
| Hieeeeeeee! |