Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hieeee, artist - Alaska Thunderfuck.
Date of issue: 22.06.2015
Song language: English
Hieeee |
Everybody |
Welcome to the show |
The rules of engagement are really quite simple |
So if you could pull yourself away from Grindr for two seconds |
Listen up |
The use of flash photography is strictly mandatory |
Do you think I look like this so I can exist in your feeble memory? |
(HA!) |
Take a picture and I’ll last forever! |
Get your drinks now people |
The more you drink, the prettier we look |
Is this your boyfriend, honey? |
Not anymore! |
Tipping is compulsory |
If you don’t know what compulsory means |
I’ll spell it out for you |
Tip. |
These. |
Men! |
It takes a lot of money to look this cheap darling! |
Be kind to your entertainers |
If you see a flaw, squint |
If you see a bulge, don’t be mad! |
Some of the most beautiful women in the world have gigantic penises! |
If you see something you don’t like |
Something unseemly or offensive |
Something vile or disgusting |
We’ll be happy to take your complaints after the show! |
At the corner of 'fuck you and go fuck yourself avenue.com!' |
I’ll see you there! |
Bring a sweater |
If you think you can do better, sweetheart |
I implore you |
Put on a wig and mash your mouth around to other people’s music for 4 and a |
half minutes |
It’s not as easy as it looks! |
Do you need a hairpiece? |
Here, you can borrow mine! |
Show generosity to these monstrosities! |
Respect, kindness, compassion! |
And most of all, whenever possible |
Tell us we look gorgeous |
Tell us we look gorgeous |
Tell me I look gorgeous! |
Do I look gorgeous? |
(YEAH!) |
Okay, but how about sexy? |
(YEAH!) |
Okay, alright, but how about sensual? |
(YEAH!) |
Alright, but how about breathtaking? |
Jeez! |
(YEAH!) |
I swear its like pulling teeth to get a little tiny compliment out of you |
people! |
Now let’s review everybody! |
Your makeup is terrible |
If you’re not wearing nails, you’re not doing drag |
Don’t ever touch my hair |
Anus |
I love your pussy |
Give me all your money |
Absolutely |
Come on nature! |
Come on natch! |
Come on build-up! |
OKCURRRRRRRR |
Hieeeeeee! |
Hieeeeeee! |
Hieeeeeee! |
Everybody, everywhere |
Everybody, everywhere |
Hieeeeeee! |
Hiee, hiee, hieee, hieee, hiee |
Hieeeeeeee! |