| Greetings, earthlings
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| My name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the planet Glamtron
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| What’s yours?
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| Now, I’ve come a long way to be here tonight
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| So let’s get our greetings and salutations outta the way right now, shall we?
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| Hiieeeeeee, oh!
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| I don’t know about you, miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier
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| Now, there’s an issue that’s recently come to my attention that we need to
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| discuss right now
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| Is that okay with you, honey?
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| Are you ready?
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| You! |
| Are you ready? |
| (Okay)
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| (Uhum) Are you ready? |
| Are you ready? |
| Are you ready?
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| Are you ready? |
| Are you ready? |
| Are you ready? |
| Are you ready?!
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| Your makeup is terrible
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| Your makeup is terrible
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| Your makeup is terrible
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| Your makeup is terrible
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| But I love you anyway
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| Terrible, terrible, terrible!
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| Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!
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| Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!
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| Your makeup is terrible!
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| But I love you anyway
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| Now, I heard this is the best motherfucking club in all the land
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| Is that correct? |
| (ahuh) uhum
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| Well, it better be because I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the
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| doorway
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| Mr Doorman, what’s that? |
| You need my ID?
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| This face is my ID, motherfucker!
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| Now, I’m not the kind of bitch who’s gonna go behind your back and talk shit on
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| you
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| If I have an issue with you, I’ll bring it right to your busted face
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| Now, let’s discuss it right now, shall we? |
| Alrightalrightalright
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| Are you ready? |
| (ahuh)
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| You specifically! |
| Are you ready? |
| (Uh me? Oh, yeah, I totally am)
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| Are you ready? |
| Are you ready? |
| Are you ready?
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| Are you ready? |
| Are you ready? |
| Are you ready? |
| Are you ready?!
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| Your makeup is terrible
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| Your makeup is terrible
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| Your makeup is terrible
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| Your makeup is terrible
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| But I love you anyway
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| Terrible, terrible, terrible!
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| Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!
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| Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!
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| Your makeup is terrible!
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| But I love you anyway
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| Oh my gosh!
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| This is the really serious part of the song, do you hear that? |
| (Oh, my God)
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| You see, there’s something I have to confess
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| You and I have a lot more in common than I thought
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| And it’s something I need to bring to your attention right now
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| Are you ready? |
| (I think so) (oh, God)
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| Are you ready? |
| That’s better!
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| Are you ready? |
| Are you ready? |
| Are you ready?
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| Are you ready? |
| Are you ready? |
| Are you ready? |
| Are you ready?!
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| My makeup is terrible!
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| My makeup is terrible! |
| (No!)
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| My makeup is terrible! |
| (why?)
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| My makeup is terrible!
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| Do you love me anyway? |
| (Wow!)
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| Terrible, terrible, terrible!
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| My makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!
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| Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible!
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| Our makeup is terrible!
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| But I love you anyway |