Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Christmas Sweater, artist - Alaska Thunderfuck. Date of issue: 12.11.2015
Song language: English
Christmas Sweater |
| It’s Christmas |
| Geez, Christmas is terrible |
| I’m never, ever, ever, gonna get it together |
| Dad don’t give a shit |
| And my sisters say whatever |
| All good, I’m cool |
| My mom threw the tree off in the inground pool |
| Some about something cause I’m underage drinking |
| It’s easy sneaking liquor when they’re cooking in the kitchen |
| Woke up, tree side |
| Got the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh ride |
| And this could be… |
| (Gingerbread tastes like jäger) |
| The worst Christmas ever |
| (Bitch you don’t know a sled) |
| Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater |
| Don’t care what Santa brings won’t send him a letter |
| Make a list and check it twice, it won’t make it better |
| Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater |
| My entire family’s on the morning flight to Paris |
| Night before they punished me and sent me to the attic |
| (Go to your room!) |
| Woke up, rolled out |
| Mum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out |
| (Courtney!) |
| Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarter |
| Set a bunch of traps, set a guy on fire |
| Yeah I, nearly died |
| Mum had to ask John Candy for a ride |
| Wait a second, that sounds really familiar |
| No, no, that’s my family Christmas, that’s what happened |
| Do they even have Christmas in Australia? |
| No… |
| Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater |
| Don’t care what Santa brings won’t send him a letter |
| Make a list and check it twice, it won’t make it better |
| Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater |
| So, there is this one year |
| And it was Christmas |
| And my brother got karate patches |
| And I really wanted to get karate patches |
| So I thought I was gonna get karate patches |
| And then I didn’t get karate patches |
| Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater |
| Don’t care what Santa brings won’t send him a letter |
| Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater |
| (your sweater’s so ugly) |
| Don’t care what Santa brings won’t send him a letter |
| Make a list and check it twice, it won’t make it better |
| (so ugly) |
| Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater |
| Okay Courtney here’s the part where you sing like Mariah Carey, go, go |
| No I’m not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, y-you do it |
| Fine I’ll do it okay ready |
| Why didn’t you tell me you could sing like that? |
| Happy Birthday Hanukkah! |